Just Cal

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Started watching this last night. Took a while but I'm here haha Only on episode 6 though and I love it.

Started watching this last night. Took a while but I'm here haha Only on episode 6 though and I love it.

Did you hear about the spade used to dig Mandela's grave?
They let him keep the shovel.

Any chance we can see that "Dickbutt" title change?
_I love Dickbutt

Any chance we can see that "Dickbutt" title change?
_I love Dickbutt

Rest in Peaches

Rest in Peaches

Rest in Peaches

Thanks for the link, Moses.

Travoltified....Kyle Bees=Katie Butter :lol:
 
Putting an actor with his pedigree would be doing the show a disservice. Not a bad suggestion Cal, it just wouldn't work.
 
Also, good call on the Joe's Bar BQ Shack. I doubt we'll ever find out though, being that his throat is laying on some highway!!

I thought he was joking.
 
I just Travoltified some TWD names.
 
Rick Grimes = Reiss Greez
Daryl Dixon = Dougal Dizzon
 

lol
 

 

 

My choice:
 

My choice:
 

Just fell over.

In our defense, you guys have those Pikey folks, and gypsy's and shit which no one can understand
 
and of course...... Dylan

My wife watches that, but only if I'm not home or doing something else. It actually makes me moody to see people who should be culled at birth given money and their lifestyle glamorised.
Honey poo poo and family need to be shot. And I'm not even joking either. We've spent thousands of years developing the human race but people like this just put us back in the stone ages, and we pay for it with taxes.
Their English needs to be subtitled for fuck sakes.

I installed this today. Even though my laptop should be able to run this with ease, I'm still having problems with FPS drops. I'm trying to sort it out though, so far I've headbutted a fellow goat and the farmer.
 
I LOL'd twice. Pretty successful haha

Right, I've finished the main story on Ground Zeroes in around a couple of hours. First off; I would carefully consider dropping money on getting this unless you have money saved for a rainy day. £20-30 depending on what system and how you buy it is quite a lot of money for what's on offer but fans with a dedicated interest in the series and The Phantom Pain should definitely experience it.
 
Graphically, this game looks absolutely fantastic. The cinematics and general in-game effects are brilliant for what is an early game in the current generation. The atmosphere unfortunately lacks tension thanks to the typically shoddy AI that has become a part of MGS over the years. You begin overlooking a military base and have two hostages to rescue; it's really that simple. The base is fairly large; not quite Groznyj Grad from Snake Eater but there's lots to do and explore. It's not linear and there are many ways you can approach situations. Once again the AI doesn't do itself many favours and some scenarios can be worked around with ease but if you want to score high; taking care and planning your moves by tagging enemies takes some skill to execute perfectly. The controls and the combat are pretty much as expected from past games and the touchpad is also introduced for a couple of functions. 
 
The main problem with this game is largely the length of the story but another couple of issues that seem to strike me based on past games is the fucking lame scripting, weak characters and awful voice acting. These were the pinnacle positives of past games. Getting used of Keifer Sutherland as opposed to David Hayter wont take long to adjust but there didn't seem to be any really dramatic or intriguing characters. A couple of them sound like the actors were reading their lines with a cactus pointed precariously close to their rectum. The dialogue isn't as gripping as I would have hoped for a MGSV introduction and the characters don't seem memorable or powerful at all. The ending is a major let down too and doesn't really set up The Phantom Pain in a blaze of glory. 
 
I will give the side ops a try tomorrow but on the whole; this game is pricey but worth an experience for fans. It looks stunning but the narrative and characters leave a lot to be desired. It has the typical MGS feel and style but I feel the story which is the series trump card, needs major work as does the writing. 

I installed this today. Even though my laptop should be able to run this with ease, I'm still having problems with FPS drops. I'm trying to sort it out though, so far I've headbutted a fellow goat and the farmer.
 
I LOL'd twice. Pretty successful haha

you missed a good night at cals





i slept in his mums bed

All Cals beg to cal on cal cal.
I love this game!
Sorry Datte......

All Cals beg to cal on cal cal.
I love this game!
Sorry Datte......