Sennex 1,903 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I figured why not make a special thread for really dark, cringe worthy humor. Sure its hysterical, but you sorta cringe for laughing at it. Like this gem I found earlier Palle 1 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 This is why you pay attention to where jumps are when skiing I feel bad for the snowboarder, but can't help but laugh at the skier Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palle 491 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 A guy on my facebook has made it his thing to post dark jokes... I laughed so hard at this when I first read this: I always thought “Trampoline” was a fuel made from skanks. Sennex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 My friend once asked if I can come over, and I asked what we'd be doing. He said: "ehh, we'll drown that bag of puppies when we get there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Cal 461 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Did you hear about the spade used to dig Mandela's grave? They let him keep the shovel. Sennex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palle 491 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "It's neither cruel or unfair if you fight 6 or 7 of them at a time." Sennex, Plumbers Crack, Docwagon and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 thats classic Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 this one made me cringe: kylebees and Diddums 2 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylebees 242 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 One of the most cringe worthy jokes I've ever heard.................... What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a Painting? You only need one nail to hang a painting. Sennex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Cal 461 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. kylebees, Sennex, Baabcat and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted April 17, 2014 Author Share Posted April 17, 2014 oh, that aint right Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 (OMG I am literally crying at my desk, and all my coworkers think I am insane) kylebees, Plumbers Crack, Docwagon and 1 other 4 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 Palle, BO7H B4RRELS, kylebees and 1 other 4 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,035 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 They've interviewed the captain of the South Korean ferry who said everything was normal until some b@stard dropped a fecking plane in front of them! Diddums and kylebees 2 Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,305 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 ^ oh damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 Jason and kylebees 2 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted May 22, 2014 Author Share Posted May 22, 2014 Docwagon, BO7H B4RRELS, Jason and 1 other 4 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted June 5, 2014 Author Share Posted June 5, 2014 Just Cal, Palle, JsinOwl and 1 other 4 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palle 491 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 He didn't see what killed him though, he had his head all over the place. Sennex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl 644 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 6:12 Sennex 1 If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Sennex and Plumbers Crack 2 BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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