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I'm really sorry to hear about that Dave. My mother had cancer twice... One of my teachers had cancer twice and he passed away not too long ago. I probably hate cancer more than any other disease, it's just pure evil. I hope your wife gets better soon man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxtXcMVwgYU

Elvis gave a-hunk-a-hunk-of-burnin'-love to the monthly hardon.

Elvis gave superpowers to the space blob

Cool, thanks for the info. I'm not sure what I want to do though, for personal use I would like to make programs for windows and android apps but when it comes to work I'm not sure what to choose.

I'm not sure but I read that C and C++ are good languages to start out with if you want to be able to write programs for Windows etc? That's something I'd want to be able to do, I also would like to make android apps. I don't know, I'm willing to learn anything what would give me the most job opportunities.

I've been wanting to learn how to program for a very long time. I never really got into it because the stuff I read up on made it seem rather complex and daunting... A few years later I sit here and I still want to learn but I have no idea where to start. I want to learn as much as possible and maybe take few courses later on... I want to make a living from this in the future.The material I've found on the web doesn't explain much to someone who is a complete beginner and have no experience. I know a few of you guys (Bart, Euan?) have some experience with it. Where should I begin? Can you recommend any material that is worth buying (books, e-books)? Or anything else that could help?

I gave superpowers to the homeless monkey.

Happy birthday Dave!

Pierce Brosnan, Golden Eye.

Some of my favorites, I like most of the soundtrack for this game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmoWHsWfJ0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Body in lifejacket reported found off Malacca http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20140312000154&cid=1103 Liferaft found near Port Dickson http://www.nst.com.my/latest/font-color-red-missing-mh370-font-fishermen-find-life-raft-near-pd-1.509222 6 important facts you are not being told about Malaysian Airlines MH370 http://www.naturalnews.com/044244_Malaysia_Airlines_Flight_370_vanished.html Five checked on but did not board http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577185/Missing-Malaysia-flight-Probe-5-passengers-checked-never-boarded.html Two Iranians used stolen passports http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/asia/2014/03/10/Hijacking-not-ruled-out-in-missing-Malaysian-jet-.html Notice anything strange about these photos? http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/12/notice-anything-strange-about-the-photos-of-the-men-who-used-stolen-passports-on-the-missing-malaysian-plane/

Saturday, march 8'th: - Malaysia Airlines MH370 departed from Kuala Lumpur International Airport at 00:41 on Saturday (16:41 GMT Friday)and was due to arrive in Beijing at 06:30. - Malaysia Airlines lost contact with the plane one and two hours after departure. No mayday or distress signal was transmitted from the plane, weather was good. - The last contact with the plane was 120 nautical miles of the east coast the Malaysian coast city Kota Bharu. - Vietnamese aviation authorities confirms that the MH370 didn't confirm their entry into the airspace between Malaysia and Ho Chi Minh City at 01:21 (1 hour and 20 minutes after departure). - Flightsurveillance site flightaware.com is showing the plane fly in the northeast direction over Malaysia, after departure it shows data of the plane climb to 35.000 feet, a minute after it disappears while it's still climbing. - Malaysian search and rescue ships find no parts or debris from the plane at the last known location. - Two men from Austria and Italy, whom were listed as passengers on that flight identify themselves as alive and say that their passports were stolen. Sunday, march 9'th: - Malaysian airlines fears the worst, and is cooperating with an American company specialized in emergency search and rescue. - Evidence of radar data shows signs of a possibility that the plane have turned around before it disappeared. - Malaysian search and rescue expand searches to the west coast of Malaysia. - Interpol confirms that the two stolen passports are registered in their database as stolen, and were used by two passengers on board. - Malaysian state news agency quotes Minister for Home Affairs Ahmad Zahid Hamidi that the two passengers that traveled with stolen passes were from Asia. - A source from a security agency states to the news agency Reuters that the Malaysian authorities focus on investigating on the theory of the plane "exploding in the air". Monday, march 10'th: - American spy satellites provide proof that show no sign of explosions in the air during the time. - Multiple ships and airplanes from 7 countries search around the sea of Malaysia and south Vietnam. - Chief of Malaysian airforce says that a hijack scenario can't be disclosed. - Malaysian Airlines stocks drops to a historical low. - The one of the passengers that traveled with a stolen pas is identified to be non-malaysian. - Oilspot, which was thought to be from the MH370 was in fact not from the plane, but from ships. - China criticizes Malaysia for the poor effort in the investigation. Tuesday, march 11'th: - China sends 10 satellites in the air to search for the airplane. - Ground search and rescue on the Malaysian west coast and north of Sumatra has begun. - Vietnam asks fishermen to fish for everything else but fish. - Interpol identifies the two men that traveled with a stolen passport and say that it's not likely a terror attack. The two guys were from Iran. - Malaysian authorities say that the two men were immigrants trying to apply for asylum. - There's been data reports on the plane that it turned 180 degrees, lost a bit of altitude while flying several hundreds kilometers back over the Strait of Malacca, west for Malaysia. The data reports comes from a source in the Malaysian military. Wednesday, march 12'th: - The Malaysian military say that they have not spotted the plane in the Strait of Malacca. - Information has surfaced that one of the pilots - Fariq Abdul Hamid - earlier on has made himself unfortunately known by breaking rules and regulations at the airline company. A couple of years ago, he invited two females into the cockpit were they smoked. - Malaysian Airlines say that there's no reason to believe that the crew on board were the cause of the accident. - Malaysia asks India to help in the investigation. Source: Reuters and AFP.

We barely had any snow in Sweden this winter. We have spring weather now.

I smack hairy Scottish drunks with distended scrotums. Suggestion: Maybe we can change two words at a time or add one word every 10th post? So whoever makes the 40th post can add/remove a word, then the 50th and so on...?

I smack hairy Scottish girls with big scrotums.

I like hairy Scottish girls with big butts.

All Cals beg to Cal on the Cal

All dogs beg to queef on the Cal.

Nah, I'm not really into that kind of music. These producers are the ones who inspire me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ZqZ53gqeI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlwkOhdE60w