Don't read this if you don't' want slight spoilers:
So last Monday I was sitting at my desk talking to a coworker about the NFL
These two little twunts heard us talking about stuff, assumed it was GoT, because WTF else do people talk about on Monday's and asked if we watched.
I don't, so I kept my mouth shut. My buddy told them he does but that I had read the books.
One them sneers at me, wipes away the gravy from her chin and in this nasally voice, "Oh aren't you special, reading a book so you can be better than everyone else for watching the show."
I shit you not, I work at a University and this ham planet said this to me.
So I laughed, and asked are you at the part where the Mountain bashes Oberyns brains out or pops his eyes?
Did Tyrion kill his father or Shea yet after escaping, and finding them in bed together?
Has Cold-hands popped up yet?
etc..
Basically tossing random shit out there, but also spoiling the rest of this season for the gravy covered sow.
She squealed in horror, or hunger, I dont' honestly know and walked away.
I got a high five from my buddy, who has also read the books.