Racist Giraffe

Owl family photo taken a few years ago, the rat and greyhound on the left have passed on, may they RIP.

There needs to be a like all button, this thread is too much

I've had the same cat for like 13 years now! Her father was a wild cat, so she was always going to be tough, but she's also insanely nice as well.. which is strange. She'll run up to random people and meow at them, hoping that they'll pet her, but then she'll run up to other people who are just walking their dog and pick fights. 
 
She's an angel around humans, but around other animals she will try to kill everything that breathes. 
 
Her name is Star!
 

 
That is no excuse. Get a cat, death is a small price to pay.

John, your cat is beautiful.

I've had the same cat for like 13 years now! Her father was a wild cat, so she was always going to be tough, but she's also insanely nice as well.. which is strange. She'll run up to random people and meow at them, hoping that they'll pet her, but then she'll run up to other people who are just walking their dog and pick fights. 
 
She's an angel around humans, but around other animals she will try to kill everything that breathes. 
 
Her name is Star!
 

 
That is no excuse. Get a cat, death is a small price to pay.

I've had the same cat for like 13 years now! Her father was a wild cat, so she was always going to be tough, but she's also insanely nice as well.. which is strange. She'll run up to random people and meow at them, hoping that they'll pet her, but then she'll run up to other people who are just walking their dog and pick fights. 
 
She's an angel around humans, but around other animals she will try to kill everything that breathes. 
 
Her name is Star!
 

 
That is no excuse. Get a cat, death is a small price to pay.

I've had the same cat for like 13 years now! Her father was a wild cat, so she was always going to be tough, but she's also insanely nice as well.. which is strange. She'll run up to random people and meow at them, hoping that they'll pet her, but then she'll run up to other people who are just walking their dog and pick fights. 
 
She's an angel around humans, but around other animals she will try to kill everything that breathes. 
 
Her name is Star!
 

 
That is no excuse. Get a cat, death is a small price to pay.

Well, I recently put this in my PPR, but it made me so excited I want to contribute it to this thread. 
 
Background: When I was 16, I got into a bad car accident (not my fault) which in the end made me an epileptic. Because of that, I wasn't able to drive anymore, doctors orders. It gradually got worse and I ended up having a temporal lobectomy done (which was all documented in my PPR on the MW2forum). I had some seizures through the healing process of the surgery, but I haven't had a seizure since. So now onto my happy story!
 
Just this past Friday night, for the first time since I was 16 years old (the night of my accident), I actually got the courage up to drive at night. I drove for about an hour with my relative and it made me really happy. For the first time, I wasn't scared of the lights and even though I was really tense the whole time, it made me feel at peace. Needless to say, I can't wait until my next nighttime outing. 

My stove was making a very loud high-pitched beeping noise, so I punched it really hard and it went back to normal.
/swag

Chris and Tommy, I'm this close *holds fingers 1/8 inch apart* to exploding on you to the point it could jeopardize the harmony of the forum. I'm disgusted to be honest with your obvious disdain for Datte. Yes, people need to work hard to succeed, no shit, but not everyone starts life with the same hand of cards. Datte's still young but has already lived through a lifetime's worth of shit, yet he tries to be positive about it, tries to have a sense of humor about it, and is trying to walk the path of the righteous when most in his position would take the easy way out. We are his family, we are his friends, we're the ones he should be able to talk to and get support in return, not the negative comments you two keep throwing at him, like he's messing up your forum by just being honest about his life.

Im in like 3 crews anyways so i don't mind. But if im on really late/early when you guys are on then im down for playing. 

Saw this line posted on another forum ...
 
'Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above Man UTD and now he's finally done it'.

If you're a member of the social club, you'll have a free car on the sports car website. It's pretty good for a starting car.
 
You can deposit money from your phone by going to the Maze website. 
 
You can sell cars to los santos customs. About once an hour and they can't be sports/luxury cars.
 
 

Fun stuff tonight guys. Man when online gets to working right this may be the death of CoD for me.

Courtesy of Euan

PS3:
Spawn Buzzard: O, O, L1, O, O, O, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, O, Triangle Spawn Stunt Plane: O, Right, L1, L2, Left, R1, L1, L1, Left, Left, X, Triangle Spawn Duster: Right, Left, R1, R1, R1, Left, Triangle, Triangle, X, O, L1, L1 XBOX
Spawn Buzzard: B B LB B B B LB LT RB Y B Y Spawn Stunt Plane: B Right LB LT Left RB LB LB Left Left A Y Spawn Duster: Right Left RB RB RB Left Y Y A B LB LB  
 
 
 

 
 
PS3:
Spawn Comet: R1, O, R2, Right, L1, L2, X, X, Square, R1 Spawn Rapid GT: R2, L1, O, Right, L1, R1, Right, Left, O, R2 Spawn Limo: R2, Right, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, O, Right Spawn Caddy: O, L1, Left, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, O, X Spawn Trashmaster: O, R1, O, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, O, Right XBOX
Spawn Comet: RB B RT Right LB LT A A X RB Spawn Rapid: GT RT LB B Right LB RB Right Left B RT Spawn Limo: RT Right LT Left Left RB LB B Right Spawn Caddy: B LB Left RB LT A RB LB B A Spawn Trashmaster: B RB B RB Left Left RB LB B Right  
 
 
 

 
 
PS3
Spawn Sanchez: O, X, L1, O, O, L1, O, R1, R2, L2, L1, L1 Spawn PCJ: R1, Right, Left, Right, R2, Left, Right, Square, Right, L2, L1, L1 Spawn BMX: Left, Left, Right, Right, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Triangle, R1, R2 XBOX
Spawn Sanchez: B A LB B B LB B RB RT LT LB LB Spawn PCJ: RB Right Left Right RT Left Right X Right LT LB LB Spawn BMX: Left Left Right Right Left Right X B Y RB RT  
 
 
 

 
 
PS3
Give Parachute: Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, Left, Left, Right, L1 Give Weapons: Triangle, R2, Left, L1, X, Right, Triangle, Down, Square, L1, L1, L1 XBOX
Give Parachute: Left Right LB LT RB RT RT Left Left Right LB Give Weapons: Y RT Left LB A Right Y Down X LB LB LB  
 
 
 

 
 
PS3
Explosive Melee Attacks: Right, Left, X, Triangle, R1, O, O, O, L2 Bang Bang: Right, Square, X, Left, R1, R2, Left, Right, Right, L1, L1, L1Flaming Bullets: L1, R1, Square, R1, Left, R2, R1, Left, Square, Right, L1, L1 Flaming Bullets: L1, R1, Square, R1, Left, R2, R1, Left, Square, Right, L1, L1
XBOX
Explosive Melee Attacks: Right Left A Y RB B B B LT Bang Bang: Right X A Left RB RT Left Right Right LB LB LB Flaming Bullets: LB RB X RB Left RT RB Left X Right LB LB  
 
 
 

 
 
PS3
Drunk Mode: Triangle, Right, Right, Left, Right, Square, O, Left Slidey Cars: Triangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1 Fast Run: Triangle, Left, Right, Right, L2, L1, Square Fast Swim: Left, Left, L1, Right, Right, R2, Left, L2, Right Slow Mo Aim: Square, L2, R1, Triangle, Left, Square, L2, Right, X
Moon Gravity: Left, Left, L1, R1, L1, Right, Left, L1, Left Super Jump: Left, Left, Triangle, Triangle, Right, Right, Left, Right, Square, R1, R2  
 
XBOX
Drunk Mode: Y Right Right Left Right X B Left Slidey Cars: Y RB RB Left RB LB RT LB Fast Run: Y Left Right Right LT LB X Fast Swim: Left Left LB Right Right RT Left LT Right Slow Mo Aim: X LT RB Y Left X LT Right A Moon Gravity: Left Left LB RB LB Right Left LB Left Super Jump: Left Left Y Y Right Right Left Right X RB RT  
 
 
 

 
 
PS3
 
Raise Wanted Level: R1, R1, O, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right
Lower Wanted Level: R1, R1, O, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left
Max Health & Armour: O, L1, Triangle, R2, X, Square, O, Right, Square, L1, L1, L1 Invincibility (5 Minutes): Right, X, Right, Left, Right, R1, Right, Left, X, Triangle Ability Recharge: X, X, Square, R1, L1, X, Right, Left, X
 
 
XBOX
 
Raise Wanted Level: RB RB B RT Left Right Left Right Left Right Lower Wanted Level: RB RB B RT Right Left Right Left Right Left Max Health & Armour: B LB Y RT A X B Right X LB LB LB Invincibility (5 Minutes): Right A Right Left Right RB Right Left A Y Ability Recharge: A A X RB LB A Right Left A  
 
 
 

 
 
PS3
Skyfall: L1, L2, R1, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right
 
XBOX
Skyfall: LB LT RB RT Left Right Left Right LB LT RB RT Left Right Left Right  
 
 
 

 
 
PS3
 
Change Weather: R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square
Slow Mo: Triangle, Left, Right, Right, Square, R2, R1  
XBOX
Change Weather: RT A LB LB LT LT LT X Slow-Mo: Y Left Right Right X RT RB  
 
Source:

Me and my Truck went up to the mountain, but I slipped. 
 
Half way up the ascent:
 
 
Made it. #SelfieTime #Swag #Yolo #NoFilter #ToTheFuture
 
 
There she is. My prized possession.
 
 
The descent began, all was well until me, being the good guy, swerved out of the way of the hikers who were gradually climbing the mountain. I rolled. Like 20 times. I ended up at a shoreline, the truck was barely moving, coughing, spluttering, nearly dead but not quite.
 
 
I tried to pull her out of the ditch, I got out, climbed up a light incline and she spluttered again, and again, and again, and nothing. Gone. Well there was only one thing I had to do. I couldn't let her despawn?! Surely not! I must destroy her in a ball of fire. 
 
 
Mt. Chiliad. You are a bastard.
 
 
Fin.

pussy

Lamar >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeqhNw1LXM

I like Trevor's Truck.

HOLY CRAP I'M EXCITED.
 
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51422/some-more-details-on-grand-theft-auto-online.html

Was riding my BMX with Franklin, I did a bunny hop as soon as a bus hit me and I got sent flying into a sign and died, it was beautiful.

I kinda killed Micheal