Diddums

Ah, "these things". Well, when a boy and a girl like each other, sometimes they'll like to touch each other too. This is called "intimacy". am i doin it rite?

Steve pop in to the PPR section man.

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I've stickied this. Not sure if I'll be able to attend but it's a bloody good idea and I hope you guys pull it off.

A few of gou guys have PM'd me asking how you can donate seeing as the button is broken, so here it is. I know you guys all want me representin' in a Ferrari but sadly that's out of my reach for now If you'd like to chip in a few squids, please send it via Paypal to forever.gaming82@gmail.com I'll look in to setting up a new donation facility when I've got a bit of time off, but until then this will sadly have to do. Cheerio!

He's a right fucker. I doubt I'll be on before the weekend, bloody missed the drug dealer too.

Those kizard squad geeks need to get a life.

Wouldn't it make more sense to just give him his own account and put all the parental gubbins on it? He's not getting any younger, before you know it he'll be 16 and complaining to all his mates that his PS7 account is linked to his dad's PSN account.

I should be on at 8ish. Tomorrow off, fridge full of beer. Need to finish this bloody thing once and for all.

Chances of shards: First daily world event (this has changed since the patch, it's unknown if this is intentional or a bug, but you don't get any ascendant stuff now, perhaps in future again) Daily heroic mission. Weekly heroic mission. Nightfall. Raid. Random drops. As said though, if you have lots of Vanguard or Crucible marks, you can use those to buy legendary stuff and destroy it. Oh and multiple toons.

First off, the Comedian shotgun. Now as most of you know, this is my baby. My pride and joy. I'd go so far as to say that 90% of my Crucible kills are from it. HOWEVER! Mine is NOT the bought model, it's a drop. This means that it's missing the most important perk on a Comedian: auto fire. This results in me actually having to pay attention a bit with it as I can't just spray and pray, I need to actually land shots as I can spunk further than this thing can shoot. So, what did they do? Nerf it. That's right, they nerfed a gun which is completely useless to the majority of the playerbase, and is only effective in a minority of players' hands. Now I've done some digging to see if there's any record of it, but I can't find anything. Trust me though, this is nigh on the only gun I use in PVP, and it's had a nerf. A big one. Gone are the days of spanking people in one shot, I now have to melee baddies in most situations to seal the deal. Not cool. Secondly, the connection issues are getting beyond a joke. The game's been out for a few months, getting kicked to orbit in the middle of a match is inexcusable. Fix it. Thirdly, whose bright fucking idea was it to allow level 5 players into the Crucible? These guys are a liability to the team. No Super, no specials or bonuses, just a basic player with a shitty gun. Again, fix it or make the banner a permanent thing. In case anyone's wondering, I'm working on the bounty for Invective. I completed it now, but getting the 25 kill spread with a nerfed gun and a fucking shit connection was pissing me off no end. Goddammit.

Correct, but with WoW you get a billion more items to play with instead. Here, no.

Yes. ACKNOWLEDGE MY TITS DAMMIT!

Jesus christ, listen to that dude.

Nice Dave, I'm wel jel!

A few things about this patch as of less than an hour playing: The Sword of Crota stuff is decent, but after I pick up the sword, can I have my sensitivity setting back please? Bad JuJu is actually usable now, still leveling it though. The new upgrade system seems cool, might have to fleece Xur for all those exotic shard thingies when he rocks up again.

Fuck yeah.

LINKZOR! If anyone can bring him out his cage, it's me

FOUR BARREL SHOTGUN?

Can't believe you're blanking me. I thought we were homies :sob:

Moar SCottish shite:

Doc > we've come a long way since then. Even the most rudimentary tellies that aren't cheap shit have decent refresh rates and colour depth. Out of curiosity, was the guy who told you that wearing a Best Buy shirt?

Nothing else matters homie.