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Don't know if anyone has posted this yet, found it on my travels

Anyone picking on Dylan picks on me. He's my homie, stop bullying the poor fella.

Hi, my name's Dylan hi look guy iv got a background with coding and computer stuff so it would be the case of just knowing what im doing and iv grow up a lot since i started collage so just give me a break plz lots of love Dylan

Folks, please remember that Sennex and myself do this in our free time. It's not our job, we don't get paid for it, we do it because we enjoy it. With that in mind, if you have any issues, please report it via the forum, and not in game. When we're online, it's to relax and wind down, not come from a day job to continue working on a server. If you report anything via PM on the forum, we will be made aware of it and we'll deal with it when we have some time. Also, I'm expecting you guys to put in some effort too. If you log in and your stuff is gone or you lost it to a bug or whatever, then do a bit of research and come to us with a bit of info for us to work with. This isn't a playground that Sennex and I host, it's a community server. This means that we're all meant to help out to keep things running smoothly. If something goes wrong, see what you can do to fix it before you come to us. Some folks don't seem to realise how much work it can be maintaining a server. We also look after a website, a Teamspeak server, one of us has kids, we both have jobs, etc etc. I think you get the picture. I'm also looking for a new admin. Not someone who'll just take the title and chill out, but someone who's willing to learn how these things work, how to manage mods, restart servers, etc etc. I don't just need an admin, I need a team player. I'm going to start being a bit more strict now as some folks seem to think that our only purpose in life is to babysit this server, when said folks are perfectly capable of going "hey man, x just happened, and according to y site, it could be z". Don't just come to us and go "it broke, what now?" Apologies if this came off as a bit harsh, but I need people to start realising that this is a community effort, not a show hosted by Dave & Bart that you guys are allowed to play on. Thanks for reading, I love you all, and stay classy fellow Minecrafters!

I think your challenge should be to only buy the game twice instead of your usual 3-5 times

Hi, my name's Dylan thanks for the support Dave means a lot

I disgust myself sometimes too.

I look/sound 16 but I'm actually 45.

Give the guy a break! He might be good at it and everyone has to start somewhere!

I'd be nice to a certain member of your family.

I found this the other day and I've been amusing myself with it. Scottie Translator!: http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together." Ah hae a dream 'at a body day every strath shaa be exalted, an' every brae an' ben shaa be gart law, th' roogh places will be gart plain, an' th' crooked places will be gart straight; "ain th' glory ay th' laird shaa be revealed an' aw flesh shaa see it together.

^ Please no!

Save even more money - thermally insulate those heating and water pipes!!

Well you did pick the most ridiculous challenge. I think it could have only been worse had someone gone for the levelling up by only playing the objective.

I've just about wiped the tears from my eyes, please watch the whole video.

So I was out drinking with some work colleagues in the middle of Glasgow last night. It was a leaving party and we start drinking at half 4. I was meant to leave for the half 7 train but when I'm having a good time drinking it's difficult to stop so I stayed a bit later. By midnight, I was mortal but still had enough sense to get the last train home at 10 past 12. I was rushing for it but got on the train just in the nick. Everything going to plan so far... An hour later, I'm woken up by a train conductor in Kilmarnock, 20 miles from Glasgow and my stop. He tells me to get out of the train and it takes me a couple of minutes to realise what's happened. The train leaves and I'm all alone. I phone my wife to tell her and she's, expectedly, not very happy. I go try an exit, padlocked. I try another, padlocked. I've never been to this station before, there's loads of doors and they're all locked. I tell my wife I'll phone her back. I find a small wall I can climb, but the road below is a 10 meter drop. At this point I'm panicing. I'm running all over the train station and I can't get out. I phone my wife again and she texts me the number for the train station's head office. "So you're stuck in the train station?" "Yes." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "I'll try and get someone to you but it may take a while as it's a Friday night." I sat there waiting on a seat for 20 minutes and I thought I'd go for one more look. I'm sobering up so I'm starting to think about things a bit clearer. Before I was running like a headless chicken but now I'm like Inspector Clouseau and I follow the Way Out sign. An exit, unsurprisingly, awaited me. It was beautiful, one of the best sights I've ever seen. How the f**k I missed it the first time I don't. I think I saw the sign the first time and looked at the door right next to it, rather than carrying on past the sign like you're meant to. The door was padlocked, probably because it was a store cupboard and drunk me isn't very clever. I take £50 out of an ATM and flag a taxi. "Where you going?" "Darnley." "Where in Kilmarnock is that?" "It's not, it's in Glasgow." I then spent 25 minutes driving home with the taxi driver, telling him my tale and trying to convince him I'm not an idiot. He stops the meter at £32 telling me that I've suffered enough tonight and he'll give me a discount for giving him a laugh. I get home, wifey looking not best pleased. I get a phone call 10 minutes later. "Is this Euan? Are you still stuck in the train station?" "No, I went out the exit." "Great news, enjoy the rest of your night." I then went to bed and texted Diddums to cheer him up on nightshift. FML.