GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted July 6, 2017 Author Share Posted July 6, 2017 Anal with my girlfriend made my whole day but it made her hole weak. BO7H B4RRELS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted August 24, 2017 Author Share Posted August 24, 2017 What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Saving Private Ryan. DON'T PEEK - Pick a number between 1 and 9. - Multiply by 3. - Add 3 to that number. - Multiply by 3 again. - Add the two digits together. Now discover your favourite film! 1. Wolf of Wall Street 2. Godfather 3. Scarface 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. Saving Private Ryan 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joys of Anal Sex With Male Sheep & Oiled Up Lady Boys in Asia Whorehouses 10. Mary Poppins Make sure you let me know yours.... Plumbers Crack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCA-Paendrag 2,758 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Mary Poppins, its dead on! Spooky shit! GazzaGarratt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted October 17, 2017 Author Share Posted October 17, 2017 I met a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds fun, Dozen tit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palle 491 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 How do you break up a fight between two blind guys? You yell 'my bet is on the guy with the knife!' GazzaGarratt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 tronic44 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted March 27, 2018 Author Share Posted March 27, 2018 Where do you go to weigh a whale? A whale weigh station. tronic44 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,346 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, GazzaGarratt said: Where do you go to weigh a whale? A whale weigh station. tronic44 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 Two lads have just tried to get on the bus with a full drum kit, The driver told them to beat it. Diddums 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,346 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Jesus christ lee :D:D:D GazzaGarratt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have put it on aloha setting. 😁 Plumbers Crack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted May 11, 2018 Author Share Posted May 11, 2018 My sister works for British Gas. Do you wanna meter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted May 11, 2018 Author Share Posted May 11, 2018 What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet! Baabcat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share Posted May 15, 2018 Going to a Deodorant Party this weekend. Roll on Saturday 😘 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,056 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Grandad asks granddaughter if she has a newspaper. "No grandad, we get our news in other ways nowadays" and hands him her iPad....fly never knew what hit it!! Thanks to Mrs. P for that one 😊 GazzaGarratt 1 Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,056 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Q: What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? A: Chicken Sees A Salad Mrs P again! GazzaGarratt and phil bottle 1 1 Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 My son asked: "Are these gay cows, Daddy?" "No, they're bison," I replied. phil bottle and Plumbers Crack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 I walked in the pub with my missus and the barman said, "Punching above your weight aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?" "Thailand. We're getting married." "You don't want to get married, That's when the blowjobs stop." "I don't mind that, I hate giving her them anyway." phil bottle and NCA-Paendrag 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 What do you call a totally unimportant elephant? An Irrelephant 🤩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted September 26, 2019 Author Share Posted September 26, 2019 Took my girlfriend to see the new Batman film for our 9th date. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows; Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,056 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 😂😂😂😂 Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,034 Posted March 23, 2020 Author Share Posted March 23, 2020 Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine. Plumbers Crack and tronic44 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Toothless termite walks into a bars and says "is that bartender"Via the FG App GazzaGarratt, Plumbers Crack and tronic44 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 The famous hitman Shaemus O'Reilly has been caught today after beating a man using only his shoes to death in a brik a break shop. Cops say it's the first case of a Nik nak paddy whack they have ever seen!!Via the FG App Plumbers Crack, tronic44 and GazzaGarratt 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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