Chookes

I'm glad there's a jump in colour, Ghosts needs that for me. The one thing I'll agree with the video is that you're looking at a game developed for both, not one specific for PS4. I can't wait to see it for myself, approx a month to go!

Cunting Cockhead. Alliteration, I'm here to educate.

I'd make a good character on Sesame Street.

Cunt*

Convenient*

I don't want to be independent. I'll need to be at my flight from Glasgow to London 2 hours before instead of one.

We ain't foreign yet you prick

We could all meet at Hawick bowling club for a nice drink and game.

In fucking Hawick .

Can I borrow £20 then?

If you pay for my business trip, aye.

As you know, Glasgow has won it's bid to host the Commonwealth Games in 2014. 　 What you may not know is that many of the famous events which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2014. A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is reproduced below. 　 OPENING CEREMONY The flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of Ferguslie Park, in the traditional dress of balaclava and a Burberry shell suit. The flame will be contained in a large overturned police van situated on the roof of the stadium. 　 THE EVENTS In previous Commonwealth Games, Scotland's competitors have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of local athletes.　 　 100 METRES SPRINT Competitors will have to hold a DVD player and microwave oven (one in each arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes. 　　 110 METRES HURDLES As above but with added obstacles (i.e. car bonnets, hedges, garden fences, Walls etc) 　　 HAMMER Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most physical damage within three attempts. 　　 FENCING This event shall be sponsored by Cash Converters who shall also provide the hardware. The contest itself shall be based outside Kebab shops in Baillieston, Riddrie, Drumpchapel, and Easterhouse....the winner shall be the one who can leave A & E first. 　　 SHOOTING A strong challenge is expected from local men in this event. The first target will be a moving police van. In the second round, competitors will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller or Securicor-style wages delivery man. The traditional .22 rifle has been replaced in this event by a choice of either a Browning automatic handgun or Sawn-off 12-bore shotgun. 　　 BOXING Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home. The bout will then commence. 　 CYCLING TIME TRIALS Competitors will be asked to break into the Glasgow University bike shed and take an expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his first trip away from home. All against the clock. 　　 CYCLING PURSUIT As above, but the bike will be owned by a visiting member of the Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft. 　　 MODERN PENTATHLON Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joyriding, under-age drinking and arson. 　 SWIMMING EVENTS All waterways are currently being tested for toxicity levels, once one is found that can support human life, swimming events will be organised, please note that the Synchronised Swimming event for this year will comprise of dropping acid and watching all the funky ripples on the pool, the specific musical support to this event will be provided by "Belle & Sebastian". 　　 THE MARATHON A safe route has yet to be decided. 　 MEN'S 50KM WALK Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled, as the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of Glasgow, especially anyone that appears to be mincing ... 　　 THE CLOSING CEREMONY Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members of the Govan Health in the Community anti-drug campaigners, synchronised rock throwing, and music by the Dennistoun community choir. The flame will be extinguished by police riot water cannon following inevitable pitch invasion by confused old firm fans. 　　 The stadium itself will then be boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove all the copper piping and the central heating boiler.

I suck at knifing sat coms! I think to knife someone or something on the ground, you need to crouch before knifing. In previous CODs I think I would normally just be looking down and knifing. Who knows, I suck at knifing anyway.

It might also seems quite bad in Ghosts because of how bad knifing was in BO2. I don't mind it too muchm it sometimes saves me, sometimes goes against me. It's no Commando anyway.

You can only get a KEM strike from a care package on Strikezone. Strikezone is the only map that changes due to a KEM strike as well.

Source? Will I get my deposit back?

Hey Sean, don't go accussing me of putting that there, we all know you like the look of your own face (don't know why), I'm not surprised you've added that.

/ban Diddums

Do you want me to give him a warning Diddums? I think he needs some time to think about what he's done.

Yeah, Sean!!

I didn't get an email .

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That's what I don't get. They make huge maps and spawn me in the most shitty corner surrounded by enemies.