Weeeellll, I woke this morning,
Had a stroke of my duck,
Well, I woke up this morning
Had a stroke of my duck,
Saw this pretty girl out walking
Thought I'd try my luck
I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?"
I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?"
She stared me in the eye
Ans slapped me across the cheek