Weeeellll, I woke this morning, 
Had a stroke of my duck, 
Well, I woke up this morning 
Had a stroke of my duck, 
Saw this pretty girl out walking 
Thought I'd try my luck 
I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?" 
I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?" 
She stared me in the eye  
Ans slapped me across the cheek