Chookes 965 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Apparently I can't tell the difference between male and female toilets. Should have guessed by the lack of piss on the seat. Seriously why did the woman have to make a fuss? Simple mistake. Get the fuck on with your life. I didn't see your vagina. Everyone is so offended these days. Plumbers Crack, J4MES OX4D, phil bottle and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Diamond 407 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I didn't see your vagina. wasted trip to the bathroom phil bottle, tronic44, deterioration and 1 other 4 Chookes said:I absoloutely prefer it this way. You have overall more control. You can finish one guy off first, or all ten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 You're a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,336 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Shouldda called a cab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 I got the train home. I stayed awake on it. I'm a good boy. Diddums 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,105 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Shouldda called a cab. Why? Do they know where the men's room is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,336 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Euan has a history with cabs coming to his rescue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J4MES OX4D 9,979 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I always use the disabled toilets. They usually have slightly bigger cubicles which is handy for maneuvering my penis about the place. Also disabled people don't seem to piss on the seat and shit up the walls plus they always flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,105 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Actually they do because some perfectly able person are occupying the disabled cube due to delusion of "grandeur" about their penis when they need to go for a piss/shit J4MES OX4D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Just fell over. Just Cal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Cal 461 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Any chance we can get a "drunk Euan" subforum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 I'm not able to provide that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tronic44 3,642 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Apparently I can't tell the difference between male and female..... From reading this first bit, this story could of been a hell of a lot different Women will complain because it's what they do best......don't tell my missus i said that, she'll complain like crazy. deterioration 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,336 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Dr Diamond, J4MES OX4D, phil bottle and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil bottle 9,721 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Note to self. Do not read Diddums posts when at work surrounded by people with no sense of humour. J4MES OX4D and Diddums 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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