Chookes 965 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Apparently I can't tell the difference between male and female toilets. Should have guessed by the lack of piss on the seat. Seriously why did the woman have to make a fuss? Simple mistake. Get the fuck on with your life. I didn't see your vagina. Everyone is so offended these days. Diddums, J4MES OX4D, Plumbers Crack and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Diamond 407 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I didn't see your vagina. wasted trip to the bathroom phil bottle, Diddums, deterioration and 1 other 4 Chookes said:I absoloutely prefer it this way. You have overall more control. You can finish one guy off first, or all ten Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 You're a vagina. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,346 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Shouldda called a cab. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 I got the train home. I stayed awake on it. I'm a good boy. Diddums 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,106 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Shouldda called a cab. Why? Do they know where the men's room is? Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,346 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Euan has a history with cabs coming to his rescue. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J4MES OX4D 10,025 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I always use the disabled toilets. They usually have slightly bigger cubicles which is handy for maneuvering my penis about the place. Also disabled people don't seem to piss on the seat and shit up the walls plus they always flush. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,106 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Actually they do because some perfectly able person are occupying the disabled cube due to delusion of "grandeur" about their penis when they need to go for a piss/shit J4MES OX4D 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Just fell over. Just Cal 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Cal 461 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Any chance we can get a "drunk Euan" subforum? Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 I'm not able to provide that. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tronic44 3,642 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Apparently I can't tell the difference between male and female..... From reading this first bit, this story could of been a hell of a lot different Women will complain because it's what they do best......don't tell my missus i said that, she'll complain like crazy. deterioration 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,346 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Jason, J4MES OX4D, Dr Diamond and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil bottle 9,743 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Note to self. Do not read Diddums posts when at work surrounded by people with no sense of humour. J4MES OX4D and Diddums 2 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1130-after-a-few-pints/#findComment-29944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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