30 Nov meet up in London

[Diddums 4,346]

That's my new desktop. It's how I feel every single day.

[phil bottle 9,759]

I used to love swallowing bubble gum...despite the scare stories

[Diddums 4,346]

Dude if those stories were true, I wouldn't have any belly space left!

[burnfitbillyboy 505]

I always hoped that one day I would fart a bubble.

[Just Cal 461]

I always hoped that one day I would fart a bubble.

 

Fart into a condom. I done that once. Funny as hell.

[burnfitbillyboy 505]

Fart into a condom. I done that once. Funny as hell.

Bitch please I done that on a bus full of people then got my friend to put it on his head and blow it up with his nose. (not knowing I farted in it of course) I was dark as a teenager.

[tronic44 3,642]

 I was dark as a teenager.

Then you went all Michael Jackson?

[deterioration 443]

I've never had a condom on, in or around my bum. I'd love to visit merrie olde. Without bum play though.

[Stretch616 697]

Booking train tickets today and then getting a bottle of Jager to bring tomorrow! Bring on the funsies!

[tronic44 3,642]

You'd think it was the law to drink a bottle of Jager when we meet! 

[Diddums 4,346]

It is.

[tronic44 3,642]

Knew it!

 

My missus might have to work on the Sunday, she's coming out but probs won't be out for the whole night. But myself? You've got me allllll night long (that songs gona be stuck in my head now)

[Chookes 965]

[tronic44 3,642]

but don't you have to go on that business trip down to London? I think you do!

[Chookes 965]

If you pay for my business trip, aye.

[tronic44 3,642]

I probably would but i can't this month, too many birthdays and need to save this month cuz i won't be ab;e to next month.

[Diddums 4,346]

Streatch on that night:

 

 

[tronic44 3,642]

Mans got moves!

You can be my batman any day Stretch <3

I'm dishing out the hearts today! It must be a Friday lol

[burnfitbillyboy 505]

Tam want to sesh too

[Stretch616 697]

Shit man, did I leave my Batman costume down there as well? Ahh well, at least it'll be there for shits and giggles again this time!

 

I think we should start arranging the next one when we get this one out of the way, that way our foreign contingent can start saving their pennies to come and join in on the fun! Once every 2months is looking about right

[Chookes 965]

We ain't foreign yet you prick

[Stretch616 697]

So you only want to be independant when it suits you?

[burnfitbillyboy 505]

We ain't foreign yet you prick

But we will be!

[Chookes 965]

I don't want to be independent. I'll need to be at my flight from Glasgow to London 2 hours before instead of one.

[Stretch616 697]

I can just see you using that as your justification on the voting on indepedance. Throughout history people have fought wars, debated politics and such to gain independance, Euan just wants more convinient flights!