tronic44 3,628 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 ....fuck the battery life out of your ipad? Well now you can! (Comes with the greatest advert ever made!) Many of us have become inseparable from our smartphones and tablets, but if you're looking to take the relationship to the next step and actually 'f*ck your iPad', sex toy brand Fleshlight has now made this possible for some reason. The company this week launches Fleshlight Launchpad, which allows users of their flashlight-shaped, vagina-like toy to plug it into the back of an iPad in order to 'fully immerse themselves' in whatever they're watching. The gadget "enables the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype," makers Interactive Life Forms claim, with its trailer showing a man making use of one while video-chatting with his girlfriend. Any partner's first reaction to this would surely be 'why the hell are you f*cking your iPad?' though, so the attachment is presumably aimed at men without a significant other. Though the whole thing may seem like a parody, the Launchpad is genuinely available now for £20. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/have-sex-with-your-ipad-thanks-to-the-new-sex-toy-noone-asked-for-9568074.html I've no idea where this thread should go? J4MES OX4D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tronic44 3,628 Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 Massive shout out to the 13 year old cod montage maker who made the advert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Just bought 3. And an iPad. tronic44 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Just bought 3. And an iPad. Is that so we can share because I don't have an iPad either? IT should get a kick out of the "how much radiation does an iPad give off" and "effects of radiation on a penis" google searches I can't even keep my phone in my pocket for a long time it gives me the tingles. Maybe I'm more sensitive to it but I wouldn't go sticking my business by one. If I was that hard up I work with a whore that will perform fellatio at the drop of a hat. Once on a stranger in the parking lot a 99's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,035 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Just bought 3. And an iPad. Finally, you got an iPad? Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Yes. At Christmas . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter 851 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Be sure to practice safe ipad sex...use a surge protector. Xethius, Plumbers Crack and JsinOwl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Inception. Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Sounds like a great Father's Day present JsinOwl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Be sure to practice safe ipad sex...use a surge protector. Don't forget the screen protector! Lol JsinOwl 1 BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xethius 59 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Haha ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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