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A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.

A homeless man walks up to her.

She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"

He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."

"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.

The man turns and starts walking away.

"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"

"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says

Luke 23:34
'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Why is Princess Diana like Pink Floyd?

Her last big hit was the wall...

Luke 23:34
'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do."

This is gonna be dark and terrible and if there is a hell I will end up in it for posting it and laughing at it.

 

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles on the floor?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You nail it's other hand to the floor as well.

^^^^^

Oh hell! That aint right!

 

(Dave really needs to hurry up and send me a new keyboard goddamnit! I just got coffee everywhere)

Luke 23:34
'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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