white Russians

[Chookes 965]

Seriously? They taste like shit. Milk is for cereal, not for cocktails. Plus it's racist.

It was bought for me 5 times tonight. I finished one I think. Wish I hadn't. What's wrong with a sex on the beach. Everyone else is weird.

[Jason 1,245]

[Chookes 965]

I liked that movie.

 

I hate that fucking drink.

[Docwagon 856]

These are the approved Manly Mixed Drinks for Men

 

Cold weather:  The Old Fashioned

Warm weather: The Tom Collins

Wild card:  The Whisky Sour

 

Anything else should be sipped with your pinky daintily extended while discussing if your new thong will chafe if you hit the dance floor one more time.

[Chookes 965]

I enjoy a Tom Collins. Great cocktail, very refreshing.

 

Whisky Sour is a joke. If you're calling it "whisky" sour then you're referring to the Scottish whisky. These should not be enjoyed in a cocktail. They are enjoyed with either water (not my taste), ice (my taste) or straight (if there isn't any ice).

 

Just finished a bottle of the following recently:

 

 

I had to google Old Fashioned. Whisky based cocktails should be forbidden. Bourbon on the other hand tastes much better in a cocktail.

[Docwagon 856]

Bourbon whisky is the only kind in my house.  I guess living in Kentucky for years rubbed off.  I never buy 'good' bourbon, why bother if you're just going to mix it?  Old Granddad works just fine.  When I was drinking hard liquor straight, it was usually tequila.  I don't know why, I just picked up a taste for it in the Army.  It seemed like most guys in the barracks drank tequila or rum, and I've yet to find a rum that didn't taste like someone rubbed a coconut on a hobo's feet and then juiced it into a bottle of rubbing alcohol. 

 

I've tried the Maker's Mark select and a few middle-upper types for straight whisky and just never got into it.

 

Oh, and I don't know that it officially counts as a mixed drink, but a hot toddy (honey, not sugar) if you're sick is acceptable.

[Dattebayo 446]

I bet you get some nasty tuffo after drinking one.

Edit: oops, not among Spanish speakers... ^-^'

Tuffo (too-foe) means bad breath that goes beyond simply being called bad breath.

[J4MES OX4D 10,037]

My fave white Russian

[Diddums 4,346]

Fucking finally. 

 

 

Fuck off with your pansy drinks you scottish ginger poof. 

 

 

EDIT: And that was my 1500th post. Balls

[Chookes 965]

Whiskys pansy?

You're clueless ya racist.

[phil bottle 9,767]

Being of Irish heritage I'd better stick me oar in. 

 

Poitín = 

 

 

An Irish win. You can stick an olive in it if you really have to.

[deterioration 443]

From all the comments I'd figure Chookes as a Tequila Rose Strawberry Cream and milk man

Never had a White Russian. Kahlua and milk is ok.

 

These are the approved Manly Mixed Drinks for Men

 

Cold weather:  The Old Fashioned

Warm weather: The Tom Collins

Wild card:  The Whisky Sour

 

Anything else should be sipped with your pinky daintily extended while discussing if your new thong will chafe if you hit the dance floor one more time.

 

All of those have fruit in them. If it was rum they'd be a daquari. I'm not into gin but I am down with the Collins clan. (John Collins, Kevin Collins, Michael Collins, Harry Collins) And did you forgot a Mint Julep. I had a Woodford Reserve Mint Julep the other day it was very good. I Bourbon; never had Old Granddad but would try. Some people are snobs but I like Wild Turkey.

 

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[Chookes 965]

Tequila Rose, the thought makes me want to vomit.

[deterioration 443]

Tequila Rose, the thought makes me want to vomit.

It's gross but some people like it? I can't do sweet liquors. Anisette and Chambord are about it.