Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Seriously? They taste like shit. Milk is for cereal, not for cocktails. Plus it's racist. It was bought for me 5 times tonight. I finished one I think. Wish I hadn't. What's wrong with a sex on the beach. Everyone else is weird. Diddums and phil bottle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Diddums, BO7H B4RRELS and Dattebayo 3 BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 I liked that movie. I hate that fucking drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 These are the approved Manly Mixed Drinks for Men Cold weather: The Old Fashioned Warm weather: The Tom Collins Wild card: The Whisky Sour Anything else should be sipped with your pinky daintily extended while discussing if your new thong will chafe if you hit the dance floor one more time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 I enjoy a Tom Collins. Great cocktail, very refreshing. Whisky Sour is a joke. If you're calling it "whisky" sour then you're referring to the Scottish whisky. These should not be enjoyed in a cocktail. They are enjoyed with either water (not my taste), ice (my taste) or straight (if there isn't any ice). Just finished a bottle of the following recently: I had to google Old Fashioned. Whisky based cocktails should be forbidden. Bourbon on the other hand tastes much better in a cocktail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Bourbon whisky is the only kind in my house. I guess living in Kentucky for years rubbed off. I never buy 'good' bourbon, why bother if you're just going to mix it? Old Granddad works just fine. When I was drinking hard liquor straight, it was usually tequila. I don't know why, I just picked up a taste for it in the Army. It seemed like most guys in the barracks drank tequila or rum, and I've yet to find a rum that didn't taste like someone rubbed a coconut on a hobo's feet and then juiced it into a bottle of rubbing alcohol. I've tried the Maker's Mark select and a few middle-upper types for straight whisky and just never got into it. Oh, and I don't know that it officially counts as a mixed drink, but a hot toddy (honey, not sugar) if you're sick is acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I bet you get some nasty tuffo after drinking one. Edit: oops, not among Spanish speakers... ^-^' Tuffo (too-foe) means bad breath that goes beyond simply being called bad breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J4MES OX4D 9,979 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 My fave white Russian Diddums 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,336 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Fucking finally. Fuck off with your pansy drinks you scottish ginger poof. EDIT: And that was my 1500th post. Balls phil bottle and J4MES OX4D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 Whiskys pansy? You're clueless ya racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil bottle 9,721 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Being of Irish heritage I'd better stick me oar in. Poitín = An Irish win. You can stick an olive in it if you really have to. deterioration 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 From all the comments I'd figure Chookes as a Tequila Rose Strawberry Cream and milk man Never had a White Russian. Kahlua and milk is ok. These are the approved Manly Mixed Drinks for Men Cold weather: The Old Fashioned Warm weather: The Tom Collins Wild card: The Whisky Sour Anything else should be sipped with your pinky daintily extended while discussing if your new thong will chafe if you hit the dance floor one more time. All of those have fruit in them. If it was rum they'd be a daquari. I'm not into gin but I am down with the Collins clan. (John Collins, Kevin Collins, Michael Collins, Harry Collins) And did you forgot a Mint Julep. I had a Woodford Reserve Mint Julep the other day it was very good. I Bourbon; never had Old Granddad but would try. Some people are snobs but I like Wild Turkey. This post is sponsored by Zantac phil bottle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 Tequila Rose, the thought makes me want to vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Tequila Rose, the thought makes me want to vomit. It's gross but some people like it? I can't do sweet liquors. Anisette and Chambord are about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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