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Dattebayo

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  1. God damn it Scipio, you're getting me all excited for a game I previously had no interest in.
  2. Wait a sec, then why do they only appear in the kitchen if it has reached infestation proportions?
  3. Woop woop! Wish they'd take me out to dinner first...
  4. Almost immediately after boasting about a good session of roach killing, I went to the kitchen ato drink water. I flipped the light switch and boom...dozens of the bastards, everywhere. Walking over the poison unharmed even. My heart sank...the roach spray was supposed to create a barrier that kills on contact! What kind of god damn Super Roaches do I have in this freaking house?! I've never been one comfortable with asking for help, but any tips will be greatly appreciated. A few things about the situation... -A professional exterminator is out of the question. Costs aside, my sister is a homicidal maniac whose tantrums have caused nearly 1000 dollars in property damage. If the owner finds out...we're royally screwed. -The species of roach is the German Cockroach -The house was cockroachy before we movee in and is in a mild state of disrepair. The previous resident was a junkie who lived the rockstar life of smashing stuff. The owner repaired some of it but there is still cracks and countertops still in need of caulking. -I come down every night at 8:00pm for proofing and 11:00pm for hunting -I currently use Raid Roach & Ant -We are in a very tight budget -The problem is only in the kitchen -there are a few of them wandering in the morning, which confirms that the nest is so big that nightime-only raids are too measely to support the brood.
  5. Well sh*t, sorry. >_>I certainly didnt mean it like that (I came in feeling good about being a roach annihilator and saw my achievement paled in comparison to winning the lotto, hence the sad face). That's sad that you think of me as being so petty. But take it how you want, idgaf.
  6. I am a lean mean cockroach killing machine! I finally got my hands on some top-shelf roach spray and I went into the kitchen and was all like "Theres a new sheriff in town". I flipped the lights, and an army of roaches scattered, but not before getting a deadly dose of spray. Then I proceeded to spray the roach-poop-covered corners, ledges, and cracks that I was 100 percent certain were high traffic areas. The many that scurried out in a poisoned daze were dealt with with my special custom roach spray (rubbing alchohol, bleach, and water). I then set up a makeshift roach trap (a sodda bottle with the top cut off and inverted with wine at the bottom) near the hole in the cabinet that I suspect is their nest. Finally, I applied home made roach bait (flour, sugar, and powdered roach poison tablets) in the counters. I gotta say... After a life of co-existing with roaches, finally having the means nessecary to kill the rotten bastards feels good. I could make a living out of this if I wasnt so creeped out by bugs. x) @BB I was not aware I was raining on anyone's parade. I'd have to put his achievements down to do that.
  7. I played for around 2 hours or so. So I booted it up...the servers were empty. Every single one of them. I decided to join an empty server and wait for people to join, and after 7 minutes of waiting, a guy joined my team. We pretty much just screwed around waiting for someone else to join. He drew a penis on a wall with bullets. Good times. After an unnesecarily long time of no one joining, I got disconnected (thank you, EA servers), and proceeded to join a game of 4 people. It is much more fast paced and the guns feel more easy to shoot. This, coupled with the CoD like control scheme, makes one assume that theyre trying to minimize Battlefield's infamous learning curve. A smart move. Alas...I only spent 20 minutes of actual fighting in my 2-hour session, the rest was spent waiting in a server for people to join and screwing around while familiarizing myself with everything . I hope that the servers are more filled now that time has passed. /This is only my first impressions.
  8. I still kick myself for not being able to get tickets for his show at Barona Casino...
  9. brown trout- noun Piece of crap left in an un-flushed toilet. Done as a surprise for the next person. Often done at work, or public toilets
  10. Uh... mine is that I've killed alot of cockroaches in my quest to roach-proof my house. Nothing compared to winning the lotto or switching to natural gas... xD
  11. Those aren't even the good generation of ponies...
  12. Did you see my post about taking up boxing? It seems to me youre way too stressed out and worried about things, boxing helps you release all that pent up anxiety and frustration.
  13. Start your own Fight Club. Hey, it worked for Edward Norton. Put that imposing 6"6 frame to use! BST, try taking up boxing at the gym. It's a great stress reliever and mind-occupier.
  14. Ah, looked like it was a damn good time. I'm, like, 4 different flavors of jelly. And I think I recall watching a video of a half-naked Tam dancing to Psy... Wtf happened over there? xD
  15. Being cold always helps me. Nothing is better than cocconing-up in a thick blanket when the night air can freeze your balls right off. Try going out for runs. Dangle has taken up running and it has worked wonders for him. You also get the added benefit of keeping some of those extra pounds off.
  16. Horseapples.You're screwing with the natural order of things, Dice! What's next? Make semi-auto sniper rifles all-kit weaponsOH GOD THEY ARE ALL-KIT WEAPONSDFASDFASDFADSDF
  17. If its anything like BFBC2, Xbox 360 for me. Will decide after the beta on Oct 4.
  18. Theyre taking Theater Mode out, which many gaming journalists speculate will reduce lag significantly.
  19. To drink the tears of kwikscopez0rz from a mug as they realize quickscoping is dead! But seeing as it's an IW CoD...I'll be holding on to BO2 just in case...
  20. Cant answer your question as I dont have GTAV, but welcome to the forum regardless! Mind the man-eating pianos!
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