Okay, here are the basics.
Can Game X beat this?
Mission Count - 282
Best part - The maps for every mission are Random!
They are also seperate from the Storyline quest missions, Alerts, Syndicate missions, or various wars that pop up. I can't even count the number of those that you get.
This also doesn't count the Tower missions, or the Dark Sector missions or PVP (Who honestly gives a fuck about PVP though)
How many frames
29
Each with 4 distinct abilities.... (Hope you enjoy 3 classes!)
Also, this doesn't count the Prime Frames
Primary
84
Still not counting Prime weapons..... Notice the trend? I stopped fucking counting things because I didn't want the other games to feel bad, or for you all to feel bad because your weak ass game can't compete with a free game..
Secondary
73
(Still not counting!)
Melee
104
(Instead of counting the weapons I didn't count, I am going to sit here and wonder just WTF you all are doing NOT playing this game)
Sentinels and Kubrows
Oh your game doesn't have NPC back ups that help you out?
(Holy shit I am out of numbers.I can't count anymore! I now understand how my neighbors feel when they run out of toes)
Mods
Mods are for Frames, Weapons, Sentinels, Kubrows, Archwings...
(Still out of numbers, and lists this big need some sort of AI from IBM to calculate!)
Randomized Maps.
Cause fuck it, Planets are huge, why lock players into small slivers that are lifeless and easily memorized.
(If you come across the same map twice, you need to leave your ship, cause you are being lazy!)
Customization
There are 24 color palettes to choose from in this game, each palette has 90 colors.
(24x90= 2160 Eye Boner popping options!)
Imagine if a tornado picked up a Skittles factory and then shit it out over a Crayon factory, and you might be close to the crazy shit this game lets you pic. Your eyes will literally puke rainbows from the options you have
Oh and there are 5 sections of each Frame to color. (Math is hard, I give up!)
Oh yea, and you can also change the skin of weapons, your Kubrows, Sentinels, and ship.
Hate the way your frame or weapons look? change the fucking shape with Appearance mods.
But sure, enjoy your series of lame assed Faction skins to choose from.
In closing, look at your game, then look at this list, then look at your game again, then look back at this list, then look at what your game cost you, then look at this Free game
Instead of feeling bad for yourself, realize you still have time to change your life for the better
In closing, fuck whatever game you are playing, if it isn't warframe