People who are incapable of spelling anything correctly, thereby causing me to have to code for their ignorance
Quick example:
WHEN (((st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref]) LIKE '%Stipend%')
or ((st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref]) LIKE'%Return to Lend%' )
or ((st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref]) LIKE'%Return of Fund%' )
or ((st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref]) LIKE'%Retrun of Fund%' )
or ((st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref]) LIKE'%Retun of Fund%')
)THEN '16'
How hard is it to spell "return"?
When ((st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Saufley%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Suafley%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Saufely%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Saufey%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Sauley%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Saulfey%')
) THEN '14'
How hard is it to spell "Saufley"?
Or my biggest pet peeve.... EXTRA GODDAMNED SPACES!!!!!!!!!!
WHEN ((st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Corp C%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Corp EFT%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Corp EFT%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Corp Wire%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Corp Wire%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Corp Wire%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Corp C%')
OR (st.[Descrip] +' -- '+ st.[Ref] LIKE '%Corp C%')
)THEN '14'
There are 4 goddamned spaces on that last "Corp C%"
Why?
Because fucking rednecks don’t know dick all about typing, or how to use the backspace key. They know shitty assed college football, and John Deere dildo's
Goddamn do I hate work some days.
Oh, and this is 3 examples from today. Every day is like this, all day, every damned project I end up coding has to be tweaked for frigging rednecks and ignorant twat waffles.
//end rant