Here, you can post the random things people say that you either overhear or are a part of.
I'm sure we all have crazy lives, so let some random sentence you overheard brighten up someone's day, eh? x)
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I was at the store the other day looking for powdered chocolate milk mix (it's really been too long...).
I asked the cashier if they held any such thing, and he looked at me like I just smeared sh*t all over his counter.
"No."
He then proceeded to laugh about the encounter with his buddy behind the counter. I was getting pissed off. Was it really that absurd? But I just went to the back of the line.
An old gentleman who saw this (about 80 or so) leaned close to me and said "I don't know how you can handle people. I'd just tazer 'em all."
It really made my day and made another chocolate milk-less day much more tolerable. x)