Monte Carlo

[Sennex 1,903]

(Got mine last night in the Deceptive Engram)

 

Found this early, it was relevant

 

What's that? You don't think Monte Carlo is the tightest shit ever? You wish you'd gotten Hawkmoon from that Deceptive Engram? Well then my good sir, you need to shut up and listen.

 

Great Stability? Check. Great Range? Check. Great magazine size? Check. Sexy as hell? Check.

Oh, and let's not forget that it turns 6 of the 9 subclasses into roflstomping beasts.

 

Gunslinger:

 

Throwing Knife all. Fucking. Day. A few bullets and a precision hit is a kill. Takes like 2 seconds. And you can do it FOREVER with Knife Juggler equipped. But of course, sometimes you miss completely, or sometimes you hit the body, and you're now missing a Throwing Knife. MONTE CARLO TO THE RESCUE.

 

Sunbreaker:

 

Melting Point is your team's best friend. Anyone you punch becomes a crying baby in the face of your team's bullets. The more you can do this, the better. Oh, what's that I hear? MONTE FUCKING CARLO.

 

Or, say you have a Cauterize build so that all your ability kills regen your health. Maybe you fucked up and didn't get a kill with Sunstrike, and want its cooldown recharged. Monsieur Monte Carlo.

 

Defender:

 

No Backup Plans, Relentless, Unbreakable. Your Force Barrier lasts for your entire fucking cooldown, and constantly regenerates. If your regular shield takes damage with this build, jump off a cliff, because you have infinite Force Barrier.

 

But maybe you don't have enough Strength to max out your cooldown. Maybe some Taken asshole appears and fucks your shield up. Damn you really need Disintegrate back now. Well, you could get on your knees and pray to the Traveler or Vishnu or some shit like that or just hold the trigger down on motherfucking Monte Carlo.

 

Stormcaller:

 

Put on Claws of Ahamkara for two melee charges, and then spec Thunderstrike for increased range, and every Guardian will cry crocodile tears and run to their fat momma whenever you electrofuck them to death from 10 feet away. That bladed, shimmering, iPhone-looking bladegun helps you do this even fucking more.

 

Or forget that dumb increased range. You know what you want? As many voltslaps as possible. Well then, Rising Storm, Feedback, Perpetual Charge. Your Thunderstrike will charge your Super AND ITSELF. Your grenades will charge it too. And if some stupid assclown decides to sucker punch you, you automatically get a Thunderstrike charge back with MOAR POWAH to smack his silly ass. Icing on the cake? MONTEEEEEEE CARRRRRLOOOOOOO

 

Nightstalker:

 

Hot damn, your Smoke is better than your grenades a bunch of the time. Envenomed and Lockdown is worse than snorting a port-a-john's shitwater. Or maybe you use Snare to just prank anybody coming down that fucking hallway. Or maybe you like being invisible and groping asses with Vanish in Smoke. You can even pass that on to your dudebros before they go into the wild and grab some hot Ogre booty.

You know what's even more awesome? DOING IT MORE OFTEN THANKS TO THE ONE AND ONLY JESUS CHRIST IN GUN FORM, MONTE CARLO.

 

Sunsinger:

 

Claws of Ahamkara, Flame Shield, rest my fucking case here. Like you didn't figure this shit out by now. Monte Carlo is so boss you knew this would be awesome in the fucking beta.

[VGon_BGon48 207]

Sweet I'm so glad I got it

[Diddums 4,346]

I should probably give this a go. Had it for months just sitting in my vault.

[techno 3,511]

It's not too good in pvp due to auto rifle still being a little weak but I saw a video yesterday about it being a great melting pot build.

[Jason 1,245]

I'm having some success in pvp with it post update.