"You know what really grinds my gears?"

[deterioration 443]

Suck it up big boy and just do your fucking job!!!!! Have a nice day!!

 

I'll put my dick in the freezer and cold cock you, you mother fucker!

 

 

 

 

[kylebees 242]

I'll put my dick in the freezer and cold cock you, you mother fucker!

 

 

 

 

Best offer I've had in weeks!!!!

[uberwarrior 373]

Best offer I've had in weeks!!!!

Only offer you've had in weeks!

[deterioration 443]

People who walk in the road when there are perfectly cared for sidewalks available. My mom lives in-between two hospitals which are owned by the same mega corp. When I visit her there are always scrubbed nurse dummies walking in the road to the other Hospital. The road has daily side of street parking restrictions. This means when parking is on the right side you have to go into the other lane or stop and wait for traffic to pass in order to progress.

 

I yell at them, they look back in disbelief as I pass by. I expect one needs a moderate to high level of intelligence to be a nurse/technician/etc... and that level of intelligence provides them with forethought, so walking in a high traffic volume road when there are city sidewalks wouldn't be an activity they would participate in.

[BO7H B4RRELS 2,452]

The fat bitch at my daughters school. She grinds my gears. Always parks in front of the door where we pick our kids up. Everyone uses the parking lot like we're supposed to. Not her. Lazy bitch parks right in front of the door. She always comes in to pick her kid up on the phone. Ive never seen her without her phone stuck to her fat face. Talks loud as shit while Im trying to talk to my daughters teacher. In general I dont believe in hitting women... but... Id like to punch that gorilla in the mouth.

[Docwagon 856]

The fat bitch at my daughters school. She grinds my gears. Always parks in front of the door where we pick our kids up. Everyone uses the parking lot like we're supposed to. Not her. Lazy bitch parks right in front of the door. She always comes in to pick her kid up on the phone. Ive never seen her without her phone stuck to her fat face. Talks loud as shit while Im trying to talk to my daughters teacher. In general I dont believe in hitting women... but... Id like to punch that gorilla in the mouth.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBLDBDFRp6E

[Docwagon 856]

Doctors.

 

Hey asshole, YOU gave ME the appointment time.  If you couldn't see me at 9am, wtf did you make the appointment for 9am?

 

I get waiting at the ER.  You just showed up, triage, etc. etc.  However there's no reason except overbooking for a general practitioner or specialist to be over 15 minutes late.  My last SURGERY the asshole was 1.5 HOURS late.

[BO7H B4RRELS 2,452]

Doctors.

 

Hey asshole, YOU gave ME the appointment time.  If you couldn't see me at 9am, wtf did you make the appointment for 9am?

 

I get waiting at the ER.  You just showed up, triage, etc. etc.  However there's no reason except overbooking for a general practitioner or specialist to be over 15 minutes late.  My last SURGERY the asshole was 1.5 HOURS late.

+100000000000000000

[Sennex 1,903]

Doctors.

 

Hey asshole, YOU gave ME the appointment time.  If you couldn't see me at 9am, wtf did you make the appointment for 9am?

 

I get waiting at the ER.  You just showed up, triage, etc. etc.  However there's no reason except overbooking for a general practitioner or specialist to be over 15 minutes late.  My last SURGERY the asshole was 1.5 HOURS late.

 

I have a coworker that sent a bill for $25.00 to his Dr for a cancelled appointment. He showed up, waited in the lobby, was never seen. He had called and confirmed his appointment and everything days ahead of time.

 

The Dr office paid it.

 

Now, that being said, I think it was a fluke on the part of the dr's accountant, like maybe they weren't paying attention, just saw a bill, and paid it without thinking.

 

Still though, it makes for an awesome story and bragggn rights

[Docwagon 856]

So after a day dealing with two different business robberies and assisting on a stabbing, you know what really grinds my gears?

 

Roller skate cars.  Fucking seriously.  You take a *car*, shove gigantic rims with tiny rubber band tires under it, and make it look like a roller skate and that's COOL?  Seriously?

 

Let's see.  The car now rides worse, performs worse, handles worse, the fuel economy is worse.  You have literally made it worse in every way except ground clearance, and you aren't mudding in your '78 Caprice you urban fucktard, you aren't climbing over anything taller than a curb and you won't even do that because your tiny ass tires will get a pinch flat and ding your giant radar dish rim.  Leave the lifted and giant tires look to the hillbillies driving through the freshly plowed on his way to the tractor pull.

 

You have successfully shown that all you care about is appearances, even if that appearance is stupid, so that you can impress other idiots who also have more money in "rimz" than in a retirement account.

 

The end.

[deterioration 443]

So after a day dealing with two different business robberies and assisting on a stabbing, you know what really grinds my gears?

 

Roller skate cars.  Fucking seriously.  You take a *car*, shove gigantic rims with tiny rubber band tires under it, and make it look like a roller skate and that's COOL?  Seriously?

 

Let's see.  The car now rides worse, performs worse, handles worse, the fuel economy is worse.  You have literally made it worse in every way except ground clearance, and you aren't mudding in your '78 Caprice you urban fucktard, you aren't climbing over anything taller than a curb and you won't even do that because your tiny ass tires will get a pinch flat and ding your giant radar dish rim.  Leave the lifted and giant tires look to the hillbillies driving through the freshly plowed on his way to the tractor pull.

 

You have successfully shown that all you care about is appearances, even if that appearance is stupid, so that you can impress other idiots who also have more money in "rimz" than in a retirement account.

 

The end.

 

 

I always thought the same exact way but my girls brother changed my opinion slightly. He's a mechanic and goes through cars like tissues. The car that changed it for me was an '84 Cadillac Coupe de Ville sitting on 22's. The car is a boat and it looked like a matchbox car with those rims on it. I drove it, it actually didn't handle as bad as you might think. You could turn with no rubbing it wasn't easy on bumps but comparable to stiffer springs combined with a beefier rear swaybar. It's a crap image but here it is. I was in love with the thing.

 

Now back to your feeling I drove his latest whip the other day. H3 Hummer on 24's It drove great in a straight line, turning not so much, and you have to mash the gas to get it to go. (*side gear grind - I don't know who designed the gas and break pedal configuration in an H3 but they should be beaten with a length of metal pipe) It is truthfully ruined with these rims on it. Funny they don't even look that big.

 

 

 

So I want to agree by that Cadi wont let me fully commit

[Plumbers Crack 4,059]

Nice to see ya again Doc

[Guest Inception.]

I hate Diddums

[Diddums 4,346]

Get back in your box boi.

[Guest Inception.]

Get back in your box boi.

 

Yes sir

[Xethius 59]

 What grinds my gears....LOL if you guys actually knew me in person i'd probably be the most impatient sof a b you'd meet. Today at the bank im standing there and there's 3 tellers, and this old man. he looks to be withdrawing his mini fortune and the teller and him keep quaking on and on..and im standing there waiting to get my service, nothing. I wait for what seems to be 15 min and turn around to say fuck it luckily someone said they could help me. For fuck sake if you have ppl there in your place of business address them instead of making work a social life. 

[Playertd 177]

My credit union ALWAYS has some old person talking to the teller...not the most fun thing to watch someone have social hour while I want to make a transaction lol.

[Xethius 59]

EEExactly.

[Plumbers Crack 4,059]

You miserable SOB's will be old one day!

That's when you find out that the pensioners favourite hobby is to do their shopping or banking during everyone elses lunch time to see how many people they can wind up. Winner gets a bag of friut gums!

9 more years to go then I can join in! Bring it on, baby - come at me bro!!

[BO7H B4RRELS 2,452]

I was driving home from work this morning and ran into a situation.  I was in a 40 mph zone, the two cars in front of me were doing 19 mph.  I  moved over a bit to the side to see around them.  I wanted to see who was holding things up and if I should just turn off somewhere.  So, I moved over a bit, saw that it was a little old man in the car at the lead.  Between that car and myself was a pickup truck.  

 

So at the next intersection I moved over to the turn lane and was going to turn right.  The lady driving the pickup truck was pissed off that I had peaked around her to see what was holding traffic up.  She slammed on her breaks, flipped me off, and yelled "fuck you."  There was a little boy sitting in the passenger seat.  Her hand with the middle finger up was right front of the kids face as she was yelling at me.  

 

I don't get it.  I wasn't riding her ass.  I didn't do anything aggressive at all.  Just peaked around, saw an old man was holding things up, put on my turn signal, moved over to the turn lane, and BAM the bitch blew up.  

 

So... in conclusion, crazy ass people grind my gears.  Chill the fuck out people.  

[Docwagon 856]

So at the next intersection I moved over to the turn lane and was going to turn right.  The lady driving the pickup truck was pissed off that I had peaked around her to see what was holding traffic up.  She slammed on her breaks, flipped me off, and yelled "fuck you."  There was a little boy sitting in the passenger seat.  Her hand with the middle finger up was right front of the kids face as she was yelling at me.  

 

 

Maybe she thought you were the father.

[Palle 491]

People asking for help with something but not f**king listening to your advice

[deterioration 443]

 What grinds my gears....LOL if you guys actually knew me in person i'd probably be the most impatient sof a b you'd meet. Today at the bank im standing there and there's 3 tellers, and this old man. he looks to be withdrawing his mini fortune and the teller and him keep quaking on and on..and im standing there waiting to get my service, nothing. I wait for what seems to be 15 min and turn around to say fuck it luckily someone said they could help me. For fuck sake if you have ppl there in your place of business address them instead of making work a social life. 

 

 

My credit union ALWAYS has some old person talking to the teller...not the most fun thing to watch someone have social hour while I want to make a transaction lol.

 

Old people at banks. True story from my Credit Union: Two weeks ago a guy shit himself on the guest chairs while waiting to talk to a Financial Services Representative. It was all over the chair and on the floor. They had to call an ambulance because he said he had a colonoscopy before arriving and exclaimed in branch that his rectum had fallen out. Last week the same dude came in. He wanted to finish what he started the other day but proceeded to shit himself again. After being directed toward the member bathroom he returned; hands covered in shit he was instructed to sign the pad before the teller realized. A piece fell and landed on the tellers desk. Apparently old people shit themselves there all the time.

[kylebees 242]

Apparently old people shit themselves there all the time.

 

Confirmed!! Don't come in my office!!

[deterioration 443]

Confirmed!! Don't come in my office!!

You definitely know how to clear a room.