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There's two things you should know about me.

 

1. I'm hung

2. Like an elephant

 

The other stuffs not so important so i thought i'd do it by rhyme.

 

You might not like number 1 but i bet you like 2,

like you're stuck on the toilet trying to remove some poo.

Well let me tell you a little bit about number 3,

it's not impressive to most but to some is, you'll see.

I can hold a pen in both hands and write with them too,

well not so much with my right but fuck it it'll do.

And now we move on to the number 4,

once again it's not as impressive as the rest but fuck it i've got more.

Now this one's about the way i eat, with my hands?

Na screw it, with my mother fucking feet!

Number 5 is where this shit starts to get real,

like those last fork fulls of the end of your meal.

Am i a bird or a plane or someone you'll despise?

Or am i someone from the old forum back in disguise?

 

Happy Christmas all!

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Please, please, please be tdizzle.

That would make my Christmas.

In your dreams Euan - I can't remember TD uttering an expletive in a single post! :)

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