''Twas the Night Before Destiny 2

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T'was the Night Before Destiny 2...

 

And all through the house,

Not a keyboard was stirring,

Not even a mouse

The pre-orders were set

On consoles with care,

In hopes of our Gjallarhorns,

Would still be there

The guardians were asleep,

All snug in the tower.

Till Ghaul came in,

And took all their power.

Down fell the tower,

A bang and a clash.

Many a guardian,

Dead in a flash.

But from the ashes,

Hero's are born,

But lest we forget,

How OP was the thorn?

Titan's will slam

His shield with a clatter

And hunters Golden gun,

Will vaporize your brain matter.

Warlocks sun blade,

Will fly through the air.

In crucible always missing,

By a fucking hair.

So tonight is the last night,

Anyone will go out at all

So to all a good night,

And a good night to all.

 

Took from reddit - r/DestinyTheGame