Sennex 1,903 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475?utm_source=vicefbanz A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit brought a £360 million airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mum. You couldn't. Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist. Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime. Hertsmere Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev—who has clearly not heard the "he who smelt it, dealt it" directive—happened to be on the flight, and, as well as tweeting his response ("Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight... #britishairways") also spoke to the Daily Mail about the ordeal. Again: imagine making a smell so bad a Tory councillor talks to a national paper about it. ********** I honestly don't care if this is real or not, I am crying from laughter here after reading this Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/2511-your-arsehole-is-essentially-a-terrorist/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,350 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/2511-your-arsehole-is-essentially-a-terrorist/#findComment-60797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baabcat 1,646 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Not on the same scale but ..... On holiday in France I nip to the loo and my son (no names, but you know him) goes at same time and nips to the cubicle for a number two. Massive farting and shitting noises follow, with groaning,you can tell its really bad. Another guy comes in and needs to wait for this cubicle, where Armageddon is still going on. I hang round to make sure son washes his hands and so am there for the moment he unlocks the door, walks out, looks at the other guy and says .. 'I'd give that a few minutes if I was you' Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/2511-your-arsehole-is-essentially-a-terrorist/#findComment-60799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madjonny 386 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 WOW... Imagine the looks from the other passengers as you walked out of that cubicle! Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/2511-your-arsehole-is-essentially-a-terrorist/#findComment-60803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,083 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I hang round to make sure son washes his hands and so am there for the moment he unlocks the door, walks out, looks at the other guy and says .. 'I'd give that a few minutes if I was you' hahahaha!! Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/2511-your-arsehole-is-essentially-a-terrorist/#findComment-60882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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