Plumbers Crack 4,055 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Bike sex man placed on probation A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'." Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan. He now lives in Ayr. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 What's Techno's name again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,105 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 That's funny but I don't know how they can charge him with anything. He's in his "home" with the door locked. Enter at your own risk at that point? For some reason I had anticipated someone ridding a bike without a seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,055 Posted June 1, 2014 Author Share Posted June 1, 2014 Careful Euan.... This is from the BBC News SCOTLAND section Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Oh, this is a Scottish guy? This isn't news, we have sex we have lots of things we shouldn't. TigerBurge and tronic44 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,055 Posted June 1, 2014 Author Share Posted June 1, 2014 *speechless* Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberwarrior 373 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 This is the real reason the Scots want independence!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palle 491 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 It's even funnier imagining he was listening to this song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,105 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 This is the real reason the Scots want independence!! it would also explain the skirt thing uberwarrior and NCA-Paendrag 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tronic44 3,642 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I've no idea how the poor man got arrested for this, i agree with Cyber, enter at your own risk. Just noticed this was from 2007, i wonder what he's up to now I must admit, i thought this was going to be two people having sex on a motor bike rather than....well, this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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