Docwagon Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I had two kids robbed at gun point today. A 10 year old white kid tells me the suspect is a black male with "natural patches" for the hairstyle and was wearing "alpha 1's" for footwear. Some sharp eyed uniformed guys snatched up the suspect (who was an adult), who ended up confessing. I learned what "natural patches" look like and that alpha 1s are a type of shoe. Who'd have ever thought a hilljack like me could learn to talk all big city like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I thought Alpha 1 was a flesh-eating disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordie1892 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I had two kids robbed at gun point today. A 10 year old white kid tells me the suspect is a black male with "natural patches" for the hairstyle and was wearing "alpha 1's" for footwear. Some sharp eyed uniformed guys snatched up the suspect (who was an adult), who ended up confessing. I learned what "natural patches" look like and that alpha 1s are a type of shoe. Who'd have ever thought a hilljack like me could learn to talk all big city like.... Sounds like he was balding and wearing jet planes on his feet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I've never heard those terms before either. What could a 10 year old possibly have that would provoke someone to rob them at gunpoint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Cal Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I've never heard those terms before either. What could a 10 year old possibly have that would provoke someone to rob them at gunpoint? Probably a few iPads these days haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Probably a few iPads these days haha Spoiled brat stick up men. Sounds like a good plot for a comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 I've never heard those terms before either. What could a 10 year old possibly have that would provoke someone to rob them at gunpoint? iPhone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Don't feel bad Doc I have no idea what the kids now a days are talking about either. Come to find out per my Niece over the labor day weekend with her...I am not cool because I thought "snakebites" were something to avoid (turns out its pierced lip) ...wearing no shoelaces is now cool (how I have no idea) and the fact that I think kids are crazy paying big bucks for a crappy thin china made t shirt just because it says Holister on it was my major faux pa I made this weekend lol Docwagon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 We should start an unhip club. Put on some '80s running shorts, tuck in our T-shirts, pull up our socks and strut to the tune of Stayin' Alive with our Members Only jackets slung over our shoulders. Docwagon and Jason 2 If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylebees Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 We should start an unhip club. Put on some '80s running shorts, tuck in our T-shirts, pull up our socks and strut to the tune of Stayin' Alive with our Members Only jackets slung over our shoulders. Pulled up socks are now back in. Just saying!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 We should start an unhip club. Put on some '80s running shorts, tuck in our T-shirts, pull up our socks and strut to the tune of Stayin' Alive with our Members Only jackets slung over our shoulders. Never was a Members only jacket kind'a guy, but can I wear my two tone denium (a'la Marty Mcfly Back to the Future) jacket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Never was a Members only jacket kind'a guy, but can I wear my two tone denium (a'la Marty Mcfly Back to the Future) jacket? I think that would work quite nicely. If only I still had my Michael Jackson zippers jacket a'la Beat It. Pulled up socks are now back in. Just saying!! Please, please say this isn't so. If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I might be able to cut my denim jean trouser legs up the seam and sew in some coloured fabric triangles to make loon pants but I got rid of the platform shoes - kept hitting my head on the door frame! Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 If only I still had my Michael Jackson zippers jacket a'la Beat It. Dude don't laugh, but I actually DID own that jacket back when I was about 15 yrs old. I made my mon buy it for me from "That Guy" store at the mall ...I still remember that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 .I am not cool because I thought "snakebites" were something to avoid (turns out its pierced lip) Snake bites were alcoholic shots when I was in my formative years. Recipes varied, but typically a whisky based drink with hot sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 We should start an unhip club. Put on some '80s running shorts, tuck in our T-shirts, pull up our socks and strut to the tune of Stayin' Alive with our Members Only jackets slung over our shoulders. Being a hilljack, my 80's going to town attire would be jeans, square toe harness boots, a Hank Williams Jr. t-shirt, and possibly a CAT ball cap. Wallet on chain attached to belt with your initials burned in the back optional but recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Snake bites were alcoholic shots when I was in my formative years. Recipes varied, but typically a whisky based drink with hot sauce. See...thats why we would get along well Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Dude don't laugh, but I actually DID own that jacket back when I was about 15 yrs old. I made my mon buy it for me from "That Guy" store at the mall ...I still remember that lol Dude, I did to. It wasn't a joke. Being a hilljack, my 80's going to town attire would be jeans, square toe harness boots, a Hank Williams Jr. t-shirt, and possibly a CAT ball cap. Wallet on chain attached to belt with your initials burned in the back optional but recommended. You mean your wallet wasn't the one that said "bad motherfcuker" on it? Docwagon 1 If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Dude, I did to. It wasn't a joke. You mean your wallet wasn't the one that said "bad motherfcuker" on it? LOL...we need to dig back and find some of those pics and post to show these damn kids what was cool Remember parachute pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Cal Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Snake bites were alcoholic shots when I was in my formative years. Recipes varied, but typically a whisky based drink with hot sauce. Snake bite over in Ireland is half a pint of beer, half a pint of cider. That shit fucks you up. Plumbers Crack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Snake bite over in Ireland is half a pint of beer, half a pint of cider. That shit fucks you up. Same over here, typically lager/cider 50/50 Just Cal 1 Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Cal Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Alcoholic brethren hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Cal - I love your sig!! Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Remember parachute pants? I try not to, lol If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 That 50/50 beer/cider drink is up my alley. I've never had hard cider. (I just put vodka in it ) Which is probably good because last year I drank about 12 gallons of nonalcoholic cider between October and February. I'm a fiend for the stuff. Which reminds me cider season is approaching!!!!!!!!!!! I miss freaky goth metal girls. Now it's Hipster Emo lesbian bisexual girly girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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