Commander_Undies 618 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Saw this on the oatmeal, had me laughing. Thought about Joe or deterioration. hahaha Plumbers Crack, Drifter, tronic44 and 2 others 5 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1317-this-is-what-my-car-needs/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
BO7H B4RRELS 2,453 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 "Fuck your favorite color" lol Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1317-this-is-what-my-car-needs/#findComment-33304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playertd 177 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 LOL awesome post! Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1317-this-is-what-my-car-needs/#findComment-33306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,346 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Haha, very good! In other news, this is what my car needs: Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1317-this-is-what-my-car-needs/#findComment-33333 Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 It's every day. I almost saw a guy get run over yesterday in a crosswalk by the lady I was behind who had just blown a stop sign like it didn't exist. Wish I had the extra coin to install recording devices in my cars. I'm not making it up. I limit the middle finger, I'm a big thumbs up guy. Like this morning at 6 in the AM, after I'd only been awake about 20 minutes, when I went to pass some old ugly fuck and he moved over into my lane half way and rode in the middle of both so I couldn't pass without going into oncoming traffic. So I lowered the window, get mirrors hitting close to the guy he looks over... POP! The thumb and a smile. I like the oops one. I've been thinking a lot lately about ways in which I can deliver messages to other drivers while on the road. For example I can't stand when people throw cigarette butts out of their window and it hits or comes close to hitting my car. So if I had a T shirt gun I could pack it full of butts I gather from works smokers outposts in anticipation. This way if I got the chance I could pull up next to the person and shoot them all over their car and see how they like it. Fair is fair. Also thinking about using one to shoot rolled up drivers manuals or papers that have VR Codes to it (http://dmv.ny.gov/sites/default/files/legacy_files/broch/mv21.pdf) on them at people. Then I wonder how much jail time flinging garbage and drivers manuals at cars would get me Commander_Undies 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1317-this-is-what-my-car-needs/#findComment-33359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander_Undies 618 Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 LMAO you need to make your own thread for your car stories. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/1317-this-is-what-my-car-needs/#findComment-33382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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