Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 yeah well the c*nt made me pee on my wall this time. Diddums 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,346 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 You need bigger hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 J4MES OX4D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Do you need a remedial class in urination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 I can do it perfectly well when Diddums isn't on the phone. He made me laugh and I vibrated and it just went everywhere. I don't believe it's my fault. Diddums' owes me tile cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 Dude, my eyes were set on the middle of the bowl. Unfortunately, I laughed, vibrated and I don't think a single drop found it's way in to the toilet. It was a good thing I was bare foot otherwise my socks would have got wet. Jason 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Maybe you need this version then... Plumbers Crack 1 BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I guess I'm old fashioned, but if I have to piss I hang up the phone and go piss. Plumbers Crack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 I didn't think it through. I'm not well today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch616 697 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Seems to me that everytime you're drunk you have to get call Diddums and get your cock out. Bit of weird fetish you got going on there! Diddums, Plumbers Crack and Docwagon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 In my defence, last time he phoned me I already had my cock out. He hasn't Face Timed me since . Diddums 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddums 4,346 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch616 697 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Weirdest phone sex eva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,106 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 In my defence, last time he phoned me I already had my cock out. He hasn't Face Timed me since . "Faced Time" !?! I guess you have to buy him dinner first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J4MES OX4D 10,023 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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