Me and my Truck went up to the mountain, but I slipped.
Half way up the ascent:
Made it. #SelfieTime #Swag #Yolo #NoFilter #ToTheFuture
There she is. My prized possession.
The descent began, all was well until me, being the good guy, swerved out of the way of the hikers who were gradually climbing the mountain. I rolled. Like 20 times. I ended up at a shoreline, the truck was barely moving, coughing, spluttering, nearly dead but not quite.
I tried to pull her out of the ditch, I got out, climbed up a light incline and she spluttered again, and again, and again, and nothing. Gone. Well there was only one thing I had to do. I couldn't let her despawn?! Surely not! I must destroy her in a ball of fire.
Mt. Chiliad. You are a bastard.
Fin.