My prediction: [spoilers]
I spend all day at work getting hyped.
I get home at 6 and check if the patch has started, it hasn't
I walk the dog and then check again, nope
I check the Reddit forums and get in an argument with a Thorn hater. Suddenly the DLC starts downloading
I watch it up to 10% but then common sense takes over and I start making some food
I repeatedly check the progress while food is cooking and continue to troll Thorn hater, food gets a little burnt
Finish food, I've watched it creep up while eating. Obligatory chuckle when it got stuck at 69%
Yep, even though I called the wife just now to tell her to fire up the PS4, the patch still won't be running