Docwagon 856 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Poster #1: Nothing there but Dick's and a Theater. Replies Poster #2: What more do you need?! I love Dicks and a good show.why are we capitalizing Dicks though? To show how awesome we think they are? Poster #3: All the mall Dicks are so small. I think if they would erect some free-standing bigger Dicks, they'd be more popular.Maybe I'm just spoiled by Bass Pro. Poster #2: Greenwood mall has the giant dicks. They sell running supplies like those delicious carbohydrate gel gummies. To this day I immediately begin salivating the second I see dicks. Poster #3: Eh, I drove by and it seems small. Maybe something to do with it getting colder, or the shrubbery growing at the base? I dunno.Bass Pro just makes all the Dicks look like little bitty worms. (light hearted complaining about the thread derail from various posters Poster #3: A little talk about Dick's sizes and people freak out. Like you guys never noticed, maybe even measured, the size of your Dick's. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3100-it-started-as-a-post-about-a-mall/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted November 1, 2015 Author Share Posted November 1, 2015 Poster #2: I wish my dicks was bigger, but it's adequate for my needs. I hear the larger ones have more workout equipment and fitness gear. What bothers me is the greenwood one is located next to a Fannie May. I spoke to the owner, Gus, who said that's by design as he preys upon the weak willed leaving dicks. How am I expected to get fit with my dicks just inches from Gus's Fannie? Have you seen how much fudge is packed into that place? I just have to go in, it's like I don't have an option. When bass pro gets work out gear, I'll go there. I wish they'd hurry. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3100-it-started-as-a-post-about-a-mall/#findComment-71746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty 260 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I'm going on a golf trip on Wednesday. I heard dicks has cheap balls so I went there. Nothing better than cheap balls. I prefer to sacrifice distance for feel, so I picked up soft balls that should help me score. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3100-it-started-as-a-post-about-a-mall/#findComment-71809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 I'm going on a golf trip on Wednesday. I heard dicks has cheap balls so I went there. Nothing better than cheap balls. I prefer to sacrifice distance for feel, so I picked up soft balls that should help me score. "Dick's, no matter what you're into, we've got your balls!" Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3100-it-started-as-a-post-about-a-mall/#findComment-71811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,059 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Nice find guys! Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3100-it-started-as-a-post-about-a-mall/#findComment-71838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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