Sennex 1,903 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours." A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket." "Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!" Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3094-jokes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,083 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3094-jokes/#findComment-71646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madjonny 386 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Haha! That first 1 is ace... Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3094-jokes/#findComment-71648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl 644 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 [emoji23] If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/3094-jokes/#findComment-71663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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