Sennex 1,903 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Yo mama so fat, the Cabal destroyed her just for getting in their way. Yo momma so fat, she blows up planets and moons just for getting in her way. She's 800 lbs and highly militarized. Yo mama is so fat my Ghost has to scan FOUR cracks to find her Chamber of Night Yo momma so fat when she put on Chatterwhite everyone thought she was the Traveler Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a Cabal Phalanx and IT flew backwards. Yo mama so fat... but at least she's chained up. Yo mama is like Xur everybody sees her Friday night and leaves disappointed Yo momma so fat Bungie introduced a new Raid: The Vault of her Ass. "Damn girl, those pants must be purple, cuz that ass is legendary!" "Girl, do you have a sync plate in your pants? 'Cause my spire is rising" I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain...how fat yo mama is. Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl 644 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Choking back the laughter, cube walls don't block sound... Gah If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,052 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 *like* Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl 644 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I don't even know which is my favorite, there are some quality one-liners there. XD If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl 644 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I take that back, I think scanning the four cracks is my favorite! If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BO7H B4RRELS 2,451 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I don't have time to explain... I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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