cyberninja2601 1,105 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 So I went for a nuclear cardiac stress test today. When you have one of those you are not supposed to eat or drink anything that has a stimulant in it (including chocolate and caffeine) for 24 hours before the test. You are not allowed to eat or drink anything 4 hours before the test. One guy this morning showed up and when they did the questionnaire and the they asked him: " have you had any coffee, tea, milk, water or food this morning" and he said no. Then they asked him if he had anything to drink at all. And he said yes, I had a couple of beers at 6:30 this morning. The nurse asked him if he was serious and he said that he was. They asked him why would he do that and he replied that it wasn't on the list So they asked him why was he getting this test done. He said that he needed it done because he had heart problems and wanted a prescription for Viagra. His doctor would not give him one without a stress test. I think I might have figured out why he can't get lead in is pencil however. If you have to have beer at 6:30 in the morning you might not be in the best of shape for sexy time later in the day. True story. I can't believe that he wasn't to embarrassed to answer to questions within other people's ear shot. Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberwarrior 373 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 That's funny, some people just don't give a toss what anyone thinks no matter how stupid they sound. Not always a bad thing but in this case that guy really didn't have a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,052 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 nuclear cardiac stress - man, that sounds scary!! Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,105 Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 All that means is they using Nuclear imaging to (Positron emission tomography) to take a picture of your heart after the stress test which is basically running on the treadmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Bet he drove there too. Now I've got "Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer, The future's uncertain, and the end is always near" in my head. Let it roll, baby, roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberninja2601 1,105 Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 They checked that he had not. He took the bus to the Hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberwarrior 373 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 They checked that he had not. He took the bus to the Hospital. He certainly didn't take the wagon option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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