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Maybe.  As long as its counterbalanced with stories of kids kicking in their neighbor's windows, shitting themselves, and then covering themselves in hand sanitizer in their neighbor's garage.  Seems like rolling the dice to me.

 

If you're ever interested, ask me about "Coin Purse".

Weeeellll, I woke this morning,

Had a stroke of my duck,

Well, I woke up this morning

Had a stroke of my duck,

Saw this pretty girl out walking

Thought I'd try my luck

I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?"

I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?"

She stared me in the eye

Ans slapped me across the cheek

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Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork

Weeeellll, I woke this morning,

Had a stroke of my duck,

Well, I woke up this morning

Had a stroke of my duck,

Saw this pretty girl out walking

Thought I'd try my luck

I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?"

I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?"

She stared me in the eye

Ans slapped me across the cheek

 

 

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Weeeellll, I woke this morning,

Had a stroke of my duck,

Well, I woke up this morning

Had a stroke of my duck,

Saw this pretty girl out walking

Thought I'd try my luck

I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?"

I said " Hey, hey baby, you wanna kiss my duck's beak?"

She stared me in the eye

Ans slapped me across the cheek

 

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If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate.

Does he flip all the way over?

If he does... does he go around when he's going back or forward?  

 

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