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lol story incoming. So I got called down to the college admin office 30 minutes ago, they wished to talk about a very serious matter. Yesterday, I tried to print out a patient record from Dixmoor Asylum for the criminally insane. That's the place from Manhunt 2 if any of you remember? The reason I printed this record out was to try and trick my friend that it was a real record that leaked onto the internet. The first time didn't work so I had to change printers. Success! I showed my friend, he believed it and lulz were had on his behalf. I left the printout on my desk. Upon arriving today, I noticed that my printout had been removed and passed it off as the someone from the night class had taken it to show their mates. No. During the night, a member of staff had come in to do some printer ink replacing and what pops out of the printer? Patient #1's record. Needless to say, she saw it was printed from my machine and found my other copy. She then proceeded to take it to management. So 30 minutes ago, I arrived into the office and had 2 members of staff waiting for me. The woman whom found the "disturbing" documents had arrived visibly shaken last night and thought they should deal with me. So after a 15 minute talk, I convinced them that I'm actually a nice lad who doesn't enjoy taking peoples teeth out with a hammer and pliers. I'm still being watched from now on though and that lady is frightened to death of me. Here's the record that was printed out: Good thing I didn't print out my necrophilia thread hahahahaha
