Hello, I am a parasite, here to parasitically parasite my parasitical existence upon your wonderful website. I wanted to say something about some stupid youtuber who definitely isn't me no sir honest guv but then I saw how amazing your website is and thought I'd reach out to offer some kind of deal for the advertising, rather than be a leech parasiting on all the work you guys have put in.
Instead of my this guy who definitely isn't me's video, here's a video of Rick Astley instead.