Docwagon 856 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I figured it might be fun, sort of like the "out of context" thread, feel free to chop things up for humor value. My first entry: 0.32% of all fatalities resulting from falls in the bathroom were instigated by attempting to cock a crossbow with soapy hands. BO7H B4RRELS and Plumbers Crack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playertd 177 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 That's quite the statistic lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted February 19, 2014 Author Share Posted February 19, 2014 he wasnt cleaning it...he was playing with it...cleaning was his cover story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 The Misadventures of The Kid That Fucked that Burrito (fuck that other thread where do you guys keep your foreskin /Broteam forums=end of thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 Poster #1 says Depending on the size, you could always stash it in your rectum and if you're unable to retrieve it, they could always do a conscious sedation in 14 to get it out for you. Poster #2 says 312.5 lbs Poster #3 says I'll help with a 100 lbs of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 I typically do my friends and dudes for beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 She's Russian/Crimean. It means she can rip off your dick in at least 21 different ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 "I need a new meat injector" "RIding my ass back into shape" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 had nipples removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I'm hard as a mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Regarding tea: I dont like it and the only person I know that enjoys it is a transvestite. I am not saying it is gay I am just saying that the only person I know who likes it also enjoys dicks Docwagon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 I think 12 inches is my record kylebees 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 Hey she's not that ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted May 31, 2014 Author Share Posted May 31, 2014 Is that a fighter jet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 I'm not sure leather is my thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 Or they'll just enforce an already existing no-dumbass policy and ask the person to leave the same way they would if someone were walking around playing a tuba or juggling dildos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 D*cks are like people, friend, or like snowflakes: they're all different the taste of nervous sweat and fear semen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted August 27, 2014 Author Share Posted August 27, 2014 I got pulled waiting on my meat mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 Why did the wife not pull hers out when the guy flashed his? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BO7H B4RRELS 2,450 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 My mom is a tatto artist and she had a guy come in asking for a tattoo on his penis. She did some research and found out that if done wrong; needle going in too deep, hit the wrong nerve etc, it could cause permanent erection. The guy lost a bet with his friends, but she refused to do it. She didn't want to be responsible for a mistake like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 That's fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus too. Don't leave that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 I've got a four incher that I love . Take care of that old girl . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 Not just lawyers....bearded, manly man, lawyers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK LLAMAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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