Docwagon 856 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I figured it might be fun, sort of like the "out of context" thread, feel free to chop things up for humor value. My first entry: Quote 0.32% of all fatalities resulting from falls in the bathroom were instigated by attempting to cock a crossbow with soapy hands. BO7H B4RRELS and Plumbers Crack 2 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playertd 177 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 That's quite the statistic lol! Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-26104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted February 19, 2014 Author Share Posted February 19, 2014 Quote he wasnt cleaning it...he was playing with it...cleaning was his cover story Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-26181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Quote The Misadventures of The Kid That Fucked that Burrito (fuck that other thread Quote where do you guys keep your foreskin /Broteam forums=end of thread Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-26204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 Poster #1 says Quote Depending on the size, you could always stash it in your rectum and if you're unable to retrieve it, they could always do a conscious sedation in 14 to get it out for you. Poster #2 says Quote 312.5 lbs Poster #3 says Quote I'll help with a 100 lbs of it. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-27419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 I typically do my friends and dudes for beer. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-28497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Quote She's Russian/Crimean. It means she can rip off your dick in at least 21 different ways. Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-29513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 "I need a new meat injector" "RIding my ass back into shape" Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-31730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 Quote had nipples removed. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-32000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Quote I'm hard as a mail Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-32002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Regarding tea: Quote I dont like it and the only person I know that enjoys it is a transvestite. I am not saying it is gay I am just saying that the only person I know who likes it also enjoys dicks Docwagon 1 Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-32390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 Quote I think 12 inches is my record kylebees 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-32398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 Quote Hey she's not that ugly. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-34852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted May 31, 2014 Author Share Posted May 31, 2014 Quote Is that a fighter jet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-34885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 Quote I'm not sure leather is my thing Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-37577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 Quote Or they'll just enforce an already existing no-dumbass policy and ask the person to leave the same way they would if someone were walking around playing a tuba or juggling dildos. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-40122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Quote D*cks are like people, friend, or like snowflakes: they're all different Quote the taste of nervous sweat and fear semen Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-40131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted August 27, 2014 Author Share Posted August 27, 2014 Quote I got pulled waiting on my meat mountain. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-41350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 Quote Why did the wife not pull hers out when the guy flashed his? Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-41902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BO7H B4RRELS 2,456 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Quote My mom is a tatto artist and she had a guy come in asking for a tattoo on his penis. She did some research and found out that if done wrong; needle going in too deep, hit the wrong nerve etc, it could cause permanent erection. The guy lost a bet with his friends, but she refused to do it. She didn't want to be responsible for a mistake like that. Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-47164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 On 11/9/2014 at 6:25 PM, BO7H B4RRELS said: That's fantastic. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-47194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Quote I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus too. Don't leave that out. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-47299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted December 9, 2014 Author Share Posted December 9, 2014 Quote I've got a four incher that I love . Take care of that old girl . Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-49622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted December 10, 2014 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 Quote Not just lawyers....bearded, manly man, lawyers. Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-49727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 Quote GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK LLAMAS Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/996-random-quotes-from-other-forums/#findComment-55833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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