kylebees

Today (Good Friday) marks 3 years since I went cold turkey from one & a half packs a day smoker to Zero. One of the best decisions I ever made in my life. My average Blood pressure use to be about 150/100 with a heart rate of around 110bpm. These days it is normally 110/65 with a heart rate of about 70bpm. Not to mention I've probably saved around $8000 or more in the past three years of not smoking.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
 
None.

One of the most cringe worthy jokes I've ever heard....................
 
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a Painting?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
You only need one nail to hang a painting.

this one made me cringe:
 

"It's neither cruel or unfair if you fight 6 or 7 of them at a time."

Kyle reppin his homies, forgot you were G

While I think this fucking stupid, why wouldn't he do it? I mean, he's getting paid to just say a few lines of text. Any one of us would do it. Also, he's just following Ice Cube into the video game realm. Ice Cube has been do voice work for a few years now.
 
Just my $.02

This thread is great. Recent one but still funny as shit!

We have these dumbasses in the UK too; 'name US states with a coastline' = Mexico

 
One of my faves

I seriously have a headache from laughing at this!!! 
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYcps2Nx_20

For the first one, the guy is in college, he should know Achilles, if not for the heel, then the mythological character. Probably not as funny as the next 2. 
 
The second one is funny as there is no way it could have been car, as the letter "R" had already been used. The way the show works is they give you a clue, like CHARACTER, BEFORE & AFTER and THING for a puzzle. The contestants then spin the wheel for money. When the wheel stops, you pick a letter. If that letter is in the puzzle, it gets displayed and you win that amount of money for each time that letter is in the puzzle. If the letter isn't in the puzzle, you lose your turn. So with the second one, The letter "R" was already in the word WORLD, so there is no way it could have been CAR. 
 
I find the last one the most hysterical and the one I laughed the hardest at. DICESPIN!?!?!?!? What the fuck is DICESPIN? The look on the girl from Texas A&M was priceless. She was actually laughing at him. MORON!!!

It's hard watching idiots, he doesn't just fuck up once!! That's the worst part 

I seriously have a headache from laughing at this!!! 
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYcps2Nx_20

It is the wheel fortune kid. Amazing that he is even in college!!! :lol:

Brilliant! This is another goodun from WOF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAzrTM4aHfE

I seriously have a headache from laughing at this!!! 
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYcps2Nx_20

We need the smiley face of rolling on the floor laughing, damn.
 

Time to dust this thread off. (If you've a weak stomach this post isn't for you.)
 
People I work with are slobs in general. From dropping popcorn all over the floor and leaving it on days when a co-worker makes movie popcorn for everyone, to throwing hand towels on the ground instead of in the garbage can right next to the sink in the bathroom but this slob takes the trophy for biggest scumbag.
 
I'm friendly with the custodian here and it's a running joke between him and I how much of a pig our receptionist is so he called me over this morning to see what treasures he had to clean under her desk THIS time. The woman is easily 500 pounds. That's not an over exaggeration shes massive. I'm not trying run down heavy people, I'm a pudgy fuck, but this cunt is so fucking huge and lazy that she wont bend down to pick up after herself and just leaves trash there for others to clean. Which pisses me off! To be fair she clearly has a mental and/or eating disorder (I and others have witnessed her eating her boogers ) which is sad, she is a sick lady and needs help, but the disgust far outweighs sympathy or understanding at times.
 

So, Easter Egg I didn't catch the first time around. During the last line of the season, they played with the lighting to make it look like Rick had an eye patch, to symbolize him turning into the Governor.
 
 
We got a ton of easter eggs this season and I'm convinced it's Showrunner Scott Gimple's doing. I'm so glad he is staying on for next year and hopefully the rest of the season. Glenn Mazara can suck it. He killed off Andrea when she was supposed to be on until season 8. She didn't know she was dying until the day before the shoot. They used her death as shock value and it was basically pointless. Hershe's death was handled very well, again, attributed to Scott Gimple. It was also Gimple's idea to have Sophia come out of the barn. He obviously is the right man for the job.

We bought package beer, it wasn't too bad.
 
Italy has you covered, with a single, two pack, three pack, etc.
 

 
The Napoli pizza:
 

 
My wife, for some reason, was invited into the kitchen.  The employees were really keen to get their photo with her.  The guitar player seemed to linger at our table, too.  Very friendly, those eye-tallions.
 

 
Gelatto, it'll make you punch ice cream in the face.
 

 

 
No public intox laws, deli sandwich + beer = normal lunch in public
 

That's COD for you. It's like having a really hot girlfriend who constantly cheats and steals your stuff. You know she's not good for you but occasionally she gives you a great lag free ride and you forget about all the bad stuff.
Battlefield is like being married to a skint nun.
I speak the truth. Or shit. Dunno.

A tribute video I made.
 
The theme of season 4 was Change. Can the Survivors maintain themselves in the face of the challenges or will they lose themselves to brutality. And if they do, can they come back to their humanity or are they too far gone.

Hershel was the Moral Compass of the group and now they have lost that part of them.

I tried to show the evolution of Rick trying to make things back to the way they were for Carl, then getting his ass handed to him for being a Pacifist.  After he goes off to recover, the Savage Rick emerges from the Cacoon.

The last song was used at the end of the episode when Rick kills the two guys in the bar. I think it is a fitting theme song for Rick - The Regulator.

I chose Carol's monologue talking about change over Rick's confrontation with Joe's gang, because it was right at that moment when he snapped.

Total editing time - 8 hours.
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AS_9wrCtsU

I'm dying
 

 

so funny, so true
 

I'm horrified. No Oroku Saki? O, the rage