Diddums 4,305 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/the-most-wonderfully-scottish-things-that-have-ever-happe I'm not one for posting one-link threads, but this.... wow. Chookes, Plumbers Crack, cyberninja2601 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 And that's why we're loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 OMG I need to move to scotland Diddums 1 Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnfitbillyboy 505 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Yup we're awesome! My girlfriend knows the guy who shat down the chimney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wapntake 23 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 absolutely brilliant, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison 202 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Bahaha, brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,033 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Excellent!!! Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racist Giraffe 73 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Hahahaha #13 is like a 5 minute walk away from me, it's awesome. Fun fact: When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Scotland is full of geniuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 ^^^^ Free Treadmill! Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baabcat 1,642 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 So much good stuff, but that lager advent calendar is fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tronic44 3,628 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 It's the shitting down the chimney that does it for me, fucking excellent!! He didn't even know the dude! Also you Scottish guys know that beds are also used for having sex in, not just sleeping. You don't always have to be in a toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnfitbillyboy 505 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Also you Scottish guys know that beds are also used for having sex in, not just sleeping. You don't always have to be in a toilet What's the point in that? In the toilet you already have the supplies to tidy up. tronic44 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 965 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Some good news for Scotland: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-24712473 Scotland is third best country to visit TOP 10 COUNTRIESBrazil Antarctica Scotland Sweden Malawi Mexico Seychelles Belgium Macedonia Malaysia SOURCE: Lonely Planet Best of Travel 2014 burnfitbillyboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baabcat 1,642 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Some good news for Scotland: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-24712473 Scotland is third best country to visitTOP 10 COUNTRIESBrazil Antarctica Scotland Sweden Malawi Mexico Seychelles Belgium Macedonia Malaysia SOURCE: Lonely Planet Best of Travel 2014 How does Antarctica get number 2 - cold and no pubs. At least Scotland has pubs and Belgium number 8, seriously. (no offence any Belgiums) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tronic44 3,628 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 lmao!! Antarctica? wtf?? Well there's no surprise that England isn't on that list! lol By any chance is Brazil up there because of a certain cup that'll be played there? I love Scotland, such a nice place! Just a shame about the people Racist Giraffe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Mexico? I like going places I'm pretty sure drug cartels aren't going to murder me or the Police wont hold me for ransom. Also places where if you go to a bar 40+ year old men aren't sneaking 12-14 year old girls drinks, rubbing on them and trying to pick them up. I did buy a bag M80's on the beach though. Personally I would suggest going elsewhere unless you can fly directly in and out of a resort which you never leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racist Giraffe 73 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Sennex, Plumbers Crack and jordie1892 3 Fun fact: When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,033 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 "ELEVEN!!!!!" Love it Fraaace! Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I found this the other day and I've been amusing myself with it. Scottie Translator!: http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together." Ah hae a dream 'at a body day every strath shaa be exalted, an' every brae an' ben shaa be gart law, th' roogh places will be gart plain, an' th' crooked places will be gart straight; "ain th' glory ay th' laird shaa be revealed an' aw flesh shaa see it together. Plumbers Crack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oskari Ollila 10 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I found this the other day and I've been amusing myself with it. Scottie Translator!: http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together." Ah hae a dream 'at a body day every strath shaa be exalted, an' every brae an' ben shaa be gart law, th' roogh places will be gart plain, an' th' crooked places will be gart straight; "ain th' glory ay th' laird shaa be revealed an' aw flesh shaa see it together. Laughed my ass off, priceless! A few years ago, I went on a trip to Edinburgh with my friend. I loved that place and the people in there, definitely going back some day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnfitbillyboy 505 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Laughed my ass off, priceless! A few years ago, I went on a trip to Edinburgh with my friend. I loved that place and the people in there, definitely going back some day! If you loved the people then you need your head testing. Edinburgers are probably the worst cunts. Chookes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordie1892 668 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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deterioration 443 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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