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I love when I watch a movie and the couple carve a heart with initials in to tree to reinforce loving each other, the whole time I thinking " who the fuck takes a knife to the middle of nowhere on a date"

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Because of the pandemic I'm moving to the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I have to say the best thing is the butt fucking.

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I believe you already live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, buttfucker [emoji23]

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I still don't get the phrase " I'm gonna ride the ass off of you" what happens!!! " Sorry here's your arse back" [emoji848][emoji848]

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Its called a metaphor I think nutty boy

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A man was assaulted today with a jelly brick, the perp was jailed for carrying a congealed weapon.

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When the army hit the streets they have been ordered to take you out first for that one [emoji1787]

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When the army hit the streets they have been ordered to take you out first for that one [emoji1787]

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I've been playing a lot of hunt so I'm well trained to beat em [emoji23][emoji23]

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Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!!

 

Lucky I got the first punch in. 👊😀

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