Palle 491 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I wonder if I ever will have a beard. Currently I barely have any facial hair. Been the same since I was 18, now I'm 24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playertd 177 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I've never really tried growing my facial hair out...pretty sure it would look retarded on me, half between peach fuzz and a wannabe beard. Might give it an embarrassing shot latter this year lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 446 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I wonder if I ever will have a beard. Currently I barely have any facial hair. Been the same since I was 18, now I'm 24.Gotta have them beard genes, mengI've never really tried growing my facial hair out...pretty sure it would look retarded on me, half between peach fuzz and a wannabe beard. Might give it an embarrassing shot latter this year lol.Post pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectre 633 Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Actually, you might call yourself lucky for not being able to grow a beard. For some reason, people who have male pattern baldness can grow epic beards. So if you can't grow a beard, you probably don't have the baldness gene. Keep calm and question nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palle 491 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Actually, you might call yourself lucky for not being able to grow a beard. For some reason, people who have male pattern baldness can grow epic beards. So if you can't grow a beard, you probably don't have the baldness gene. Might be... My father is almost 70 and haven't had any hair loss. He has a beard too but wasn't able to grow any until he was in his mid-thirties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Actually, you might call yourself lucky for not being able to grow a beard. For some reason, people who have male pattern baldness can grow epic beards. So if you can't grow a beard, you probably don't have the baldness gene.I thought my hair was migrating from my head to my face. BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen11 51 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish I didnt have any facial hair. I like a bit of stubble but as soon as I let it get any longer it goes GINGER as fuck! Commander_Undies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectre 633 Posted May 26, 2014 Author Share Posted May 26, 2014 1. I can’t believe we even need to have this debate. I mean, just look at this guy. Via http://Everett%20Collection 2. And this guy. HBO 3. And this guy. Via asburyandasbury.typepad.com 4. But OK, let’s build our argument. Throughout history, beards have conferred prestige. Via onlinephd.org 5. And gravitas. Via biggerbetterbeards.org By Matthew Inman. 6. For many of the careers that matter, beards are practically a prerequisite. Via onlinephd.org 7. Plus, bearded men are more attractive. This has been proved by science. Via io9.com That’s according to a study by the University Of New South Wales. The optimum level of face fuzz was found to be heavy stubble: ten days’ growth. 8. A decent beard can transform a pasty nerd into a rugged hunk. pinterest.com / Via buzzfeed.com 9. A baby-faced dweeb into a revolutionary. blog.pkp.in / Via buzzfeed.com 10. Some random dude into the director of Star Wars. Everett Collection Palle and Dattebayo 2 Keep calm and question nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectre 633 Posted May 26, 2014 Author Share Posted May 26, 2014 11. A tie-wearing nobody into an operatic powerhouse. Via buzzfeed.com 12. And a past-his-prime actor… Via movies.ndtv.com Into an Oscar winner. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 13. There are practical benefits too. Growing a beard means you can say good-bye to one of mankind’s most tedious tasks. Via i.imgur.com 14. Other things you can do with a beard? Well, it gives you something to stroke while you’re thinking. Via i.imgur.com 15. You can use it to accentuate your insults. Via i.imgur.com 16. Intimidate your enemies. Via i.imgur.com 17. And enchant women 18. You can grow it into the shape of a cage. Then drink tea through it. youtube.com / Via i.imgur.com That is all real beard hair. Filmed at the 1991 Beard and Moustache Growing Contest in Tacoma. 19. And if it’s big enough, you can sell advertising on it. beardvertising.com / Via laughingsquid.com Kentucky-based ad agency Cornett-IMS allows men with beards to earn money by placing miniature “beardboards” in them. Admittedly not all types of beard are equally desirable. Via imgur.com There are strict rules of etiquette that must be observed. Via geekfill.com It’s certainly possible to go too far. (If you’re not sure where the limit is, this guide should help.) Via mrporter.com And, OK, the hirsute look doesn’t work for absolutely everyone. Plus, once you’ve grown one, it doesn’t always have quite the impact you’d imagined. Via weknowmemes.com 20. But still. If you can grow a beard, you should. Pity those poor souls who can’t. Via timothywinchester.blogspot.co.uk (They can try and fake it, but they’re not fooling anyone.) Via stupid.com 21. In conclusion, then. Beards, f**k yeah! Jason, Drifter, BO7H B4RRELS and 3 others 6 Keep calm and question nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter 851 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Now that summer and warm weather is here I took the beard as well as hair down super close. Don't even need a comb anymore lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Now that summer and warm weather is here I took the beard as well as hair down super close. Don't even need a comb anymore lol. I'm going to try to keep mine long for a while, we'll see with these 80+ degree days . Your looking much thinner, you can tell you lost more weight. BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 q0kSuZFOwFE[/YouTube] \m/ YES! Beard story from Saturday: My Mom and I went to a dealership to see about trading in a minivan for a truck so I can plow our driveways, transport the Bike, haul shit etc... Last winters handful of 10-15" snow storms sucked balls, anyway every dude working in the showroom had a beard in various stages. When I walked in they got shook and ALL stared at me. Their girly man beards were tucking tail and my beard could sense it. Honestly I look like a god damn bum right now. So we get hooked up with a hand job salesperson and his third question to my Mom and I was about my beard followed with the obvious... everyone on the floor was growing one. “How long have you been growing your beard?” I paused and said “I’ll put it to you this way. The last time I shaved was May 19, 2012.” He couldn’t hang so he proceeded to be a salesman and offer us an insulting trade in value. His way of spiting my beard I suspect. I really dig Viking or Viking style braids so I'm thinking about one of these this winter. I have a hair appointment tomorrow so I might have my hairdresser trim it so I don't fuck it up. And if she doesn't cut all my damn hair off, typical woman she doesn't listen to what I want, I'm going to rock two back braids like Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon 2. I'll have to take a pic when its all grown in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Nice. Not all beards are created equal. Lol BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter 851 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Mine is currently sideburns and goatee right now. Thinking about maybe growing the full beard back for the winter though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BO7H B4RRELS 2,447 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Nice. Wife would appreciate that. BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BO7H B4RRELS 2,447 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. I found it on Reddit under the title, "My wife left me a note." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 All that energy spent getting upset and making a note dummy could wipe it herself. So I got the trim and some little hair rubber bands. I can get it in like a 1/2 inch sprout. Work in progress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BO7H B4RRELS 2,447 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 All that energy spent getting upset and making a note dummy could wipe it herself. So I got the trim and some little hair rubber bands. I can get it in like a 1/2 inch sprout. Work in progress... Because if she wipes it up this time, then she will be wiping it up next time. Nice. Still working toward the viking braid/sectioned thing? My gotee is plenty long enough now. I can fold it up and it goes up to the bridge of my nose, lol. I put it in sections just to screw with my kids sometimes, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Because if she wipes it up this time, then she will be wiping it up next time. Nice. Still working toward the viking braid/sectioned thing? My gotee is plenty long enough now. I can fold it up and it goes up to the bridge of my nose, lol. I put it in sections just to screw with my kids sometimes, lol. Crap I missed this, Just popped in to grab an image from here. Yes I'm still growing it! I can push my chin bush up to my top lip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason 1,245 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 That's going on Facebook. Hahahaha BEARDED, FOR HER PLEASURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 That's going on Facebook. Hahahaha It had me going. This one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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