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This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Saving Private Ryan.

 

DON'T PEEK 

 

- Pick a number between 1 and 9.

- Multiply by 3.

- Add 3 to that number.

- Multiply by 3 again.

- Add the two digits together.

 

Now discover your favourite film!

1. Wolf of Wall Street

2. Godfather

3. Scarface

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. Saving Private Ryan

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Joys of Anal Sex With Male Sheep & Oiled Up Lady Boys in Asia Whorehouses 

10. Mary Poppins

 

Make sure you let me know yours....

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Grandad asks granddaughter if she has a newspaper.

"No grandad, we get our news in other ways nowadays" and hands him her iPad....fly never knew what hit it!!

 

Thanks to Mrs. P for that one 😊

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Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork

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I walked in the pub with my missus and the barman said, "Punching above your weight aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?"

 

"Thailand. We're getting married."

 

"You don't want to get married, That's when the blowjobs stop."

 

"I don't mind that, I hate giving her them anyway."

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Took my girlfriend to see the new Batman film for our 9th date. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows;


Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!!

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Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? 

 

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. 

 

Son: Thanks dad. 

 

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

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The famous hitman Shaemus O'Reilly has been caught today after beating a man using only his shoes to death in a brik a break shop. Cops say it's the first case of a Nik nak paddy whack they have ever seen!!

Via the FG App

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