Chookes

It ain't rained in Scotland for a week. A flood is coming, I can feel it. Need to fly Chris here with his Noah shoes to come build me an ark.

Anytime I bet on arsenal, they get their assholes ripped open.

As a rangers fan, whose gone through shit recently, fuck you celtic and your "it's to easy" attitude.
Owen Coyle said we were 6th favourites for the Scottish Cup. Now that hibs and your old team are out, we're 4th you fuck. Smug cunt.

His brother.
 
He played for Bayern Munich, Fiorentina, Chelsea (albeit briefly), Ajax and most famously for Rangers <3. Part of the Danish team that won Euro 92. Best player to have played in Scotland in my lifetime, no doubt.

Mike Dean bottles an obvious red card for Nastasic. Referee's make some odd decisions at times.

Jose moaning again .

Chelsea apparently have a verbal agreement to sign Diego Costa.

Chelsea accept Mata's bid. I wonder if he'll be the first Man Utd player that'll ask for a relegation clause in his contract .

63rd, FFS. I didn't know there was that many countries.

Ugly Delap.

Those pesky refs.

How does that throw in affect the offside rule?

LMAO Man Utd!
3 penalties out of 10 is awful for professional footballers. Exciting finish though.

Sunderland winning 2-1.

Eto'o is an idiot.

This explains why Scotland are so shite, every single one of them is being bought off for a packet of crisps.

Tough games, hope we shut up shop and play for draws.

Who did Scotland get?

Teehee.
MANCHESTER CITY
Ben Smith - BBC Sport
"Manuel Pellegrini was called Mr Mancini by one journalist and asked how much a win would mean to Manchester United by another today."

I was playing GTA 5 with Rich when the game was on and the game was 20 seconds ahead of Rich for me. I had so much fun at first saying "1-0 City" but joking didn't last long .

Ok, checked BBC sport for football updates, Stoke have just scored.
 
Goal! Stoke City 1, Southampton 0. Asmir Begovic (Stoke City) right footed shot from more than 35 yards to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Erik Pieters.
 
He's the goalkeeper. They just carried on commentating like this happens all the time.

Stop mouthing The Sun, page 3 FTW.

Saw this line posted on another forum ...
 
'Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above Man UTD and now he's finally done it'.

Scotland winning.